tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72749652024-03-07T03:25:57.949-05:00FUGGOGet off the table you filthy beast.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.comBlogger586125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-81745919237759641602012-11-30T12:04:00.003-05:002012-11-30T12:04:57.539-05:00Test testThis is a new test of the now mobile blogging system.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-18491080611442472292010-07-24T14:52:00.001-04:002010-07-24T14:52:31.975-04:00590th PostThat's a lot of posts on here... just saying.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-27925425856966205212010-07-22T22:27:00.002-04:002010-07-22T22:32:25.739-04:00About 6 years now...... is when it all started. I flew back from Vancouver listening to two people discuss how the blogosphere had gone corporate. How in the early days people did it just to do it and didn't get into it for money or fame. Just a release from the doldrums of a boring day at work where one could release upon the huddle masses of the internet their thoughts, views, and the occasional recipe.<br /><br />6 years have come and gone, many of the old readers here are now considered friends. Others have moved on while others have become facebook buddies and decidedly "like" every photo I post up on there. That's kind of scary really.<br /><br />Meh...k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-69472128590427072082009-12-23T20:50:00.000-05:002009-12-23T20:51:07.276-05:00As of 12/23/09...My blogger profile has been viewed 4,000 times. Pretty cool.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-59319074075382340202009-12-23T20:38:00.002-05:002009-12-23T20:39:41.203-05:00Just needed a quick spot to host this...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtAEMSYTdDHKTcLOShJSqpKBPnQGX1UfY1qUEUslnWOROXMSKEo5z4bspSO55pCPV1Jo7E-SiYtQqJmOR4zrGSH0TUFbwzVDFekbpeaLAFHEVNRkLPjh2cNx2wRIAoIrqZ68DA/s1600-h/The+Floozy+Label.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtAEMSYTdDHKTcLOShJSqpKBPnQGX1UfY1qUEUslnWOROXMSKEo5z4bspSO55pCPV1Jo7E-SiYtQqJmOR4zrGSH0TUFbwzVDFekbpeaLAFHEVNRkLPjh2cNx2wRIAoIrqZ68DA/s400/The+Floozy+Label.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418611196217546386" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yup it's a beer label and yes its fuzzy.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-61648188910117586802009-12-01T10:17:00.002-05:002009-12-01T10:18:08.215-05:00It's coming...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBoWZK5AclKPsn71CEU5pDmnE__C6gtauR2HZdZbLtjTEDbKwLGE92kIVwtk0KEPcdrt5JygEGILPqOEf56YKlsiq1kkbzeiJN7eYZ0RwtS38cglrrBVjM0QYCWAQpzRTN5HoN/s1600/World+Series+Wit+Label.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBoWZK5AclKPsn71CEU5pDmnE__C6gtauR2HZdZbLtjTEDbKwLGE92kIVwtk0KEPcdrt5JygEGILPqOEf56YKlsiq1kkbzeiJN7eYZ0RwtS38cglrrBVjM0QYCWAQpzRTN5HoN/s400/World+Series+Wit+Label.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410287292814451442" border="0" /></a>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-64224678897931201902009-09-18T08:58:00.003-04:002009-09-18T09:01:47.682-04:00Like TorpedoesTip of the Day...<br /><br />Never paddle your canoe into a back cove when carp are breeding. They'll smash into the underside of your boat with a sledgehammer like thud.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-51667958466046128882009-04-22T08:50:00.003-04:002009-04-22T09:06:20.789-04:0025 Things8 Things I Am Looking Forward To<br />-Pie<br />-Bacon<br />-Key Lime Pie<br />-Bacon Key Lime Pie<br />-Bacon Key Lime Pie with a side of Bacon<br />-Trying to figure out another side<br />-Bacon Pie<br />-Completing today's crossword, 34 down is bacon!<br />8 Things I Did Yesterday<br />-Thwarted a burglary at 8th and Pine<br />-Weeded the garden<br />-Turned the garden over<br />-Shook out all the bad stuff<br />-Put all the good stuff back into it<br />-Spread that Preen anti-weed stuff onto newly overturned garden<br />-Designed a new beer label<br />-Went surfing<br />8 Things I Wish I Could Do<br />-Bend metal rods with my bare hands<br />-Figure out a way to use ice hockey blades on asphault<br />-Skateboard the entire length of the Great Wall of China<br />-Get into a fight in a pub in the Irish countryside<br />-Fly to Mars and back, hell infinite space travel period<br />-Pitch in the Major Leagues<br />-A Victoria's Secret model<br />-Fart and have it smell like spring flowers... or Key Lime Pie<br />8 Shows I Watch<br />(((I don't watch t.v.)))k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-791426977083805292009-04-14T16:39:00.001-04:002009-04-14T16:40:56.329-04:00RevisitingJust stopping in here to say I am still breathing and this site needs a revamp as the ugly gray has to go.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-37611610740075283672009-02-02T20:40:00.002-05:002009-02-02T20:45:28.595-05:00If it had happened three years ago, maybe even this time last year I would have hopped on here to write about it.<br /><br />But I didn't.<br /><br />Instead I decided to revisit this little pond of melancholy to...<br /><br />1.) See if it still existed.<br /><br />2.) I was bored.<br /><br />3.)<br /><br />Just wanted to say I want my old fishing partner back, my D.O.D.<br /><br />D.O.S.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-60011627371093140302008-10-16T22:04:00.002-04:002008-10-16T22:06:22.490-04:00Now fermenting...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb34mBS0H3yGHF1yr03Oxs_5XrmmOgsxpH-8gAYe55usZKLjdn-axeKrpsudlTqwzDxRLB3uF-no76AFRumJ2Pgj5vQm8GYibXRKUFX2wvRWOzAc3Coj8QnHwRt6nF-huFq3fz/s1600-h/beer.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb34mBS0H3yGHF1yr03Oxs_5XrmmOgsxpH-8gAYe55usZKLjdn-axeKrpsudlTqwzDxRLB3uF-no76AFRumJ2Pgj5vQm8GYibXRKUFX2wvRWOzAc3Coj8QnHwRt6nF-huFq3fz/s400/beer.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257938141152611714" border="0" /></a><br />Porter, Vanilla Porter, Bourbon Vanilla Porter!<br /><br />It's going to rock... in about 3 months.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-22867752309793372008-10-05T21:55:00.002-04:002008-10-05T21:59:31.522-04:00NO more voiceDue to the Phillies getting into the NLCS I will not be able to talk this week due to screaming my ass off.<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br />Actually I just felt like typing something here. Classes have been extremely tough as of late thus the complete lack of posts here.<br /><br />Oh and the summer had something to do with it. Seriously why do people stay in during the summer when they could be outside.<br /><br />I bought a new bike and have been pedaling just about non stop the last month or so.<br /><br />Damn my throat hurts.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-21350824068489412752008-08-31T13:44:00.000-04:002008-08-31T13:45:18.061-04:00Yet another vid dump because I don't feel like typing anything... Japanese Goblin Shark!<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1827649&fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1827649&fullscreen=1"></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-86355796889114522062008-07-28T22:42:00.001-04:002008-07-28T22:42:41.368-04:00It's been awhile...<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WsC8JB7pZh0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WsC8JB7pZh0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-29656924083425837842008-04-22T20:41:00.002-04:002008-04-22T20:41:36.377-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJKyTB3gs7wXnequMGiIbovmk3YvNZsM74fBezbIh3JX3Abb2ySIzhuVU3Au1AvCADXLaSPtFBbP39gDLlOpUid0pb3UhXYuhppkGrwSyr5b7YYIRGugwpW1TgoYnNTCxo0IEx/s1600-h/1pxf1x.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJKyTB3gs7wXnequMGiIbovmk3YvNZsM74fBezbIh3JX3Abb2ySIzhuVU3Au1AvCADXLaSPtFBbP39gDLlOpUid0pb3UhXYuhppkGrwSyr5b7YYIRGugwpW1TgoYnNTCxo0IEx/s400/1pxf1x.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192234457195628034" border="0" /></a>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-30286630147410895292008-04-03T11:42:00.002-04:002008-04-03T11:55:28.853-04:00Aloha<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3-2-aKNcJTnuepOAsJzaNhr0UOkEnd_nxd7Ch4MomvbiVRzBDrbPS_i-4dlhQ7BMqKqXeCPNrulappot-01Q6gaWwMdm0Ma70y3ccYu1Ij386m_0LI7xFIawqBKoxrE-osl5K/s1600-h/cliff+shot.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3-2-aKNcJTnuepOAsJzaNhr0UOkEnd_nxd7Ch4MomvbiVRzBDrbPS_i-4dlhQ7BMqKqXeCPNrulappot-01Q6gaWwMdm0Ma70y3ccYu1Ij386m_0LI7xFIawqBKoxrE-osl5K/s400/cliff+shot.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185048102259564786" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOdFRA8Uqrtg4IDUFz2gT5hUndCb25ZhEzF16JmpGOfYQf_3flW4hI3lY66GmB7-YxlO_KKcIaBlQqBiskT8i_A0TQOAiwwBHnD1aydSBvHwO4McQiHiNPxQ1tHdIS5Bpsb7oL/s1600-h/palm+trees.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkWMZJ1hLwCjiV7FBUw3M_XqPxcOhkV47CEdqalNZnn5yq6djEiXyk9LLJnepVrPrLplNkfN6SI5IL2iPdUHUaxUUX3pd2FogASSsUMDxtaMD472Awtm35kBTAm8O-jgClsIFb/s400/every+morning.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185048123734401314" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5pnXFxizL4839Pd3QwBwn6YOZEDh3HaDDyujqU9Z5i5so-1q4iZaVtQXOSXk_dgIkHOfNEhkcGUocduGDfxABIMvYbxdvqp-TO2SjYtci-A6kMiQA6f-PYLVfNDeHQkeZeiyz/s1600-h/cheers.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5pnXFxizL4839Pd3QwBwn6YOZEDh3HaDDyujqU9Z5i5so-1q4iZaVtQXOSXk_dgIkHOfNEhkcGUocduGDfxABIMvYbxdvqp-TO2SjYtci-A6kMiQA6f-PYLVfNDeHQkeZeiyz/s400/cheers.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185048128029368626" border="0" /></a>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-76479519017834223962008-04-03T11:24:00.000-04:002008-04-03T11:25:02.563-04:00Philanthropy at it's Finest<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/75552/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/200_KIDNEYS_aticle.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Anonymous%20Philanthropist%20Donates%20200%20Human%20Kidneys%20To%20Hospital"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/anonymous_philanthropist_donates?utm_source=embedded_video">Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital</a>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-78014657563240966802008-03-26T22:08:00.002-04:002008-03-26T22:23:47.090-04:00Wheat Shortage<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUUoALrP1tMmlcno3xYzA1T_WhyphenhyphenHV-NhWK4yr-E5zDXz2TpnBp6HhQKM7dLcWoNMmSYYHdZEwghaqF6sTiss1liY8fHCx54ELxABx-C6X8YoSqBS2eL5QLQM-WIpJphW-FDOX3/s1600-h/cg_wheat_closeup.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182241392671236322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUUoALrP1tMmlcno3xYzA1T_WhyphenhyphenHV-NhWK4yr-E5zDXz2TpnBp6HhQKM7dLcWoNMmSYYHdZEwghaqF6sTiss1liY8fHCx54ELxABx-C6X8YoSqBS2eL5QLQM-WIpJphW-FDOX3/s400/cg_wheat_closeup.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />I can understand gas prices rising... ok not really but whatever. But wheat? Yup that is exactly what I was told today when I went to pick up a soft pretzel. I was ready to plunk down my 2 quarters for it when the vendor told me the price was now<br />60 cents due to the price of wheat going up.<br /><br />Fuck this economy. I used to buy 4 pretzels for a dollar. Now just one costs me 60 cents.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-31416412587881866792008-03-03T19:40:00.001-05:002008-03-03T19:43:14.195-05:00This is Super Fucked Up<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhO-OE931D4&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhO-OE931D4&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="355"></embed></object>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-72548917792583133512008-02-26T17:46:00.003-05:002008-02-26T17:53:45.724-05:00White Peopleand what we like...<br /><br />I found a site through a site through another site that is named "Stuff that White People Like".<br />It's a cheeky little blog that made me chuckle until it came to Mos Def. See I have been listening to the man for well over 10 years now and I'm kinda pissed that now all the other white people are going to make it uncool to like him. So I'm going to replace Mos Def on this blogs list with someone I think all white people really like.<br /><br /><br />Mindy Cohn, Natalie from The Facts of Life<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq9NYmMM6KDfwqCFM7ebAnyfZ6g9hBRf3sw33AHXauhgqRHvTBa4d8hd29I59hpgKSdGAvqflefsAehRuWpP9E6wVbPJsHXkBrj_LbiklBQaWBPF7kTCS5rXBPRSsL-Flpa5Xf/s1600-h/Mindy-Cohn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq9NYmMM6KDfwqCFM7ebAnyfZ6g9hBRf3sw33AHXauhgqRHvTBa4d8hd29I59hpgKSdGAvqflefsAehRuWpP9E6wVbPJsHXkBrj_LbiklBQaWBPF7kTCS5rXBPRSsL-Flpa5Xf/s400/Mindy-Cohn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171425826974069474" border="0" /></a>k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-26696845363443775652008-02-20T19:46:00.002-05:002008-02-20T19:48:45.678-05:00Comm...I now own a phone with a camera in it. I was getting by with my old dinosaur of a phone for awhile but last week when someone would call me I couldn't hear them. I'll miss the old phone. It had a flashlight that kicked alot of ass and an alarm setting that would wake the dead.<br /><br />So if you have my phone number send me a photo message so I can see how it works.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-9868797808652514762008-02-14T11:00:00.002-05:002008-02-14T11:10:49.247-05:00March 14th, Steak and BJ Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk1rQunSQbggPAKTXzdwyamQdjRnFSzXMuBInJaMY6f3kP877uaPdomgzhiHEmguKEPhqyg7I-8joqUqEdhdql9C-bySmhkbpuHPWLUkYA9bMmjDhPD6vY77JarQjiaJp4Kms7/s1600-h/h.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 141px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk1rQunSQbggPAKTXzdwyamQdjRnFSzXMuBInJaMY6f3kP877uaPdomgzhiHEmguKEPhqyg7I-8joqUqEdhdql9C-bySmhkbpuHPWLUkYA9bMmjDhPD6vY77JarQjiaJp4Kms7/s400/h.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166867462218707666" border="0" /></a><br />I don't know about you all but Valentines Day to me is strictly for the girls. Guys don't need all this chocolate and red things with lace on them. Thats why this year I'm putting my support behind Steak and BJ Day to be held March 14th.<br /><br />Really the idea is simple all women have to do is buy and cook us a steak and deliver on the BJ. Shopping is next to nil here because you can buy steak anywhere really. As a comparison here is my shopping list for today:<br />Roses(dozen) Strawberries<br />Chocolate Hershey hearts Candles<br />Card and something really nice for dinner<br />Whipped Cream<br /><br />That's alot more involved than just going out and buying a steak (and maybe some A1 sauce hint hint). So this year on March 14th I fully expect a really good steak and BJ for what I'm going to have to put up with tonight... namely foreplay. I kid, I kid.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-41092322449998076212008-02-12T21:13:00.000-05:002008-02-12T21:48:39.880-05:00Ahh Snow...Yes nothing like a fresh layer of the white stuff to make a guy miss Hawai'i. 70 degrees and sunny was a treat while visiting the islands. Korean BBQ, Dole pineapple whip ice cream, bikinis, surfing, bikinis, hiking in the jungle, bikinis, eating taro root, bikinis, ABC stores, oh and bikinis. I'll post up some pics as soon as I take them off the camera.<br /><br />I'd show a picture of my back but I'm going to let it heal up somewhat. I learned early on that volcanic rock in the ocean can be as sharp as razer blades. While I was making like the big kahuna on my rented surf board I "totally" wiped out. The wave decided to drag me under running my body across the bottom which just happened to be nothing but rock. Yeah that was fun. Nothing like looking around yourself and seeing a nice red cloud building up around you in the water. Honestly at first I didn't feel the cuts and I thought if the blood attracted sharks that would be pretty fucking cool. So I continued to surf as all the locals called me nuts. Besides whats better to clean out a wound than saline solution? I was swimming in the stuff so I figured I was ahead of the game.<br /><br />After about two hours my back started to kill me and I headed off the beach with tourists pointing at me all the way. I was approached by a lifeguard for first aid so I relented and had him patch me up. I've had it redressed 4 times since and I probably could use stitches but we all know how good a scar can be.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-58146988993211017932008-01-27T20:43:00.000-05:002008-01-27T20:47:45.268-05:00AlohaI'm off to that island in the Pacific where people surf, eat poi and duck lava. I'm not participating in any of those activities, I'm going swimming with sharks. Then I plan on avoiding pick pockets in the touristy areas while shopping for some lame as gifts to bring home to people.<br /><br />I'll bring you something if you post a comment in the form of a haiku.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7274965.post-36786450488242927402008-01-27T20:34:00.000-05:002008-01-27T20:41:36.072-05:00She's Hooked<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcAMBxxabtwlp6JV8UlXjHvln6ADitG69-sSnMNbwcoNJAQK9XMr6Es4cYEP8KWwaNZQYmXsD2ZBurPJ8ZtJgzkqK7aOMRBWkPPhzYfo9WWmZ6cJqTNWXEs6icToznQ4hO0bIN/s1600-h/Picture+005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcAMBxxabtwlp6JV8UlXjHvln6ADitG69-sSnMNbwcoNJAQK9XMr6Es4cYEP8KWwaNZQYmXsD2ZBurPJ8ZtJgzkqK7aOMRBWkPPhzYfo9WWmZ6cJqTNWXEs6icToznQ4hO0bIN/s400/Picture+005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160335664003055938" border="0" /></a><br />On Christmas day I did something bad. I gave my lady Mario Party for her Nintendo DS system. My motive was to simply give her a game to play when on lunch break or on a rainy day. What instead has occurred is nothing short of amazing.<br /><br />She is the top player in the world.<br /><br />No one anywhere that I can find has come remotely close to what she has achieved on this game. She owns all of the records. In fact she just sent me a picture of her latest high score. The problem is she must have messed up the scanner and now there is no proof that she just set the all time high in stars collected in game. If you look at the blown up picture you can faintly see she scored 48 stars in one game. I never score more than 5.<br /><br />Sorry babe you may have elite Mario Party skills but your scanning abilities leave much to improve on.k o whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15943129503916125851noreply@blogger.com1