Sometimes....

...I like to tell people on Scrabble online that they just lost to a 12 year old.

...I will wonder what the process of turning pure orange juice into concentrate is?

...I will run up a slide and slide down the steps.

...I think to myself that maybe for once I will have liver with onions for dinner with brussel sprouts on the side. And then I will tell everyone it was fabulous even though it wasn't.

...I like to make up new words, like fuggo. And then I find out it's actually used in Italian.

...I will eat sushi, and sometimes I will throw it at the cats in the neighborhood with plenty of wassabi on it.

...I wonder if a post like this is inspired by the king of all eyebrows Andy Rooney.

...I wonder why he isn't featured on a t-shirt somewhere with the words "Will fuck for the truth" on it.

...I will go to Dunkin Donuts and ask for a dozen. And then walk out while the clerk is picking them out.

...I will think that that is a real prick move.

...I will want to go bungie jumping.

...I will instead jump off of the deck into the pool and say to myself "mission accomplished."

...I will write the goofiest piece of prose I can think up and never show it to anyone.

...I will say "Aww shit I just blogged it"