Why is it that whenever I go to the zoo turtles hump around me?
Anyone wanna see the film of them getting it on?
By the way this kind of thing is illegal in South Dakota.
Anyone wanna see the film of them getting it on?
By the way this kind of thing is illegal in South Dakota.
I've heard that turtles have long necks, but I've never seen it before - and that's some freaky-looking shit!! It's really kind of gross!
ReplyDeleteI'll never look at a turtle the same way again!
Go figure.
ReplyDeleteTurtles really DO hump.
You would think the damn shell gets in the way....
Gives new meaning to wearing protection, doesn't it?
;)
you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.
ReplyDeleteholy shit, look at those necks, I didnt know turtles went erect!?
ReplyDeleteHell yeah. In fact that male turtle humped her for a solid 25 minutes straight. That fucker could hup let me tell ya.
ReplyDeleteLucky bastards.
ReplyDeleteTheir heads are so phallic.
ReplyDeleteyeow...
ReplyDeleteOk, so that's a whole lotta turtle lovin' go on right there....and it's all pyramid style. Crazy ass turtles....
ReplyDeleteDid you sit there for 25 mins. watchin' 'em? Kinda pervy of ya don'tcha think KOW? You're a kinky one KOW..I like that in my friends.
holy shit lol
ReplyDeleteKoW, nothing beats the turtle humpin the wrong way, lol, but that is pretty damn close!!
ReplyDeleteMust be the shower soap you use! :P
Well, your turtles humping beat any of the monkeys I've saw wacking off at the zoo!! lol
ReplyDeleteDisturbing...I've NEVER seen turtles hump before.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Turtle humping....iguana masturbation? What is this world coming too!
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