Her: So what are you giving up for Lent this year?
Him: Huh?
Your Catholic right?
Not since Tuesday.
Oh I'm sorry.
No it's ok you see I gave up Catholicism for Lent.
What does that mean?
It means I can have steak on Friday for dinner.
But that would be a sin.
Only if your Catholic.
But you are Catholic.
Not if I gave it up for Lent.
Explain.
I can jerk off now without worrying about God watching me. It's great! True I don't get that voyeuristic feeling anymore but at least I know I'm not technically sinning.
Your crazy, what exactly goes on in your head.
Honestly I don't know.
Your a sick, heathen puppy in need of a bath.
ReplyDeleteHi. Thanks for visiting my blog (http://musingsss.blogspot.com). It's ok...even though I'm a pastoral intern, I found humor in your last post.;-) I have a personal struggle with Lent myself that maybe I'll post on soon. So, I hear ya. Maybe someday I'll be able to observe Lent with more of the heart that I should...but...until then my husband and I joke that we're giving up giving up things for Lent.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, watch for a new post on my battle with Lent sometime soon....
I love your idea!!! Wish I would've thought of it sooner.
ReplyDeletedamn!!!!
ReplyDeletebrilliant!!
i always viewed the gordon's fisherman as a godlike deity figure..
ReplyDeleteSo what if I masturbate you, would that be a sin?
ReplyDeleteThere is a "bunch" about catholicism that doesn't make sense - Lent is just one of them. No meat on Friday is bullshit as well. Organized religion as a whole sucks, actually.
ReplyDeletedude, that's great. If i were still ermm going to church... i guess id have given up catholicism as well.
ReplyDeleteToo funny, Pete :) Glad I stopped by and saw that.
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