Tuesday, April 04, 2006

After Midnight Tonight...

After midnight tonight, you have the opportunity to experience 01:02:03 04/05/06, which is highly unlikely to happen again in our lifetimes. I plan on celebrating the moment with one of the following:

a.) Masturbation
b.) Oblivion on the 360
c.) A strawberry milkshake
d.) Sleep
e.) Freud's "Civilization and Its Discontents"

16 comments:

  1. I think you can do the first 3 at the same time if you are coordinated.

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  2. Are you experiencing them in that order?

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  3. after midnight dear. ;)

    if your still awake ;) ;)

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  4. Yes, multi-tasking.

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  5. I learn something new every day! Too funny!

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  6. I was gonna do all of the above any way.. now you've gone and complicated things. I don't know if I can do all that whilst in awe of this once in a lifetime transendence.

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  7. Hey #1. Take all of those fancy words and get the fuck out. LOL

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  8. i think you're good to go as long as you dont masterbate into your strawberry milkshake. that would be gross.

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  9. Yep....looking like.....a little "ME" time come 1:02:03....

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  10. oh yeah...added you as a link on my blog..you crack me up!

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  11. yeah, i'll be snoozing, we had our big concert tonight...

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  12. I plan on doing a) and c), except I'll be having a chocolate milkshake, tyvm.

    I also plan on commemorating 07:48:13:04/06/06 the same way, just for the hell of it...

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  13. Wow - imagine experiencing them all simlutaneously.

    I plan to be here next time, by the way...

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  14. a sounds mighty fine to me! "When in doubt, masturbate!" It's been the story of my life (sigh)!

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  15. LMAO Keg! I didn't even realize I did that at the time... I will be more careful in the fu-- uh, "next time".

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  16. You're fucking hilarious, kow! I love coming here!

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