Don't you hate it when you walk onto an elevator and it smells like someone just farted on it?Then you realize that bastard just walked off and now your alone. And don't you hate it even more because you know when the door opens next and someone walks in that their going to think it was you who farted.
must be a guy thing cause i take the stairs.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me when I say I take the stairs whenever I can. You can fart in there and not worry about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice story...good cover-up.
ReplyDeleteWhen you take the stairs and fart, its the equivalent of crop dusting... Still stinky but more spread out!
ReplyDeletedude, i ate some bad falafel last night, omg ive been in gas hell... my cubicle smells like a chickpea died in it...
ReplyDeleteI would love to leave a meaningful comment however I can't think of anything other than how in the world did you decided this was something worth sharing? LOL!
ReplyDeletehave not had that experience.....
ReplyDeleteI'll bet it WAS you who farted ;-)
ReplyDeleteYes, it's awful. You should always carry a little pocket-sized air freshener with you for situations like this, though.
ReplyDeleteits kinda like old men who walk down the grocery aisles and fart like every 5 steps & then laugh to themselves over the gagging and blaming that ensues cause they have nothing better to do while their wives shop.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I know this happens because my dad is one of those men.
*sigh*