A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
because this particular chicken was a male and the female chicken was yellin and screaming and naggin and the male chicken decided to take his chances on death than have to listen to her flucking clucking... and he crossed the road. The End
because of the egg.
ReplyDeleteBecause he came first?
ReplyDeleteBecause it was bored.
ReplyDeleteCause it was running from Colonial Sanders.
ReplyDeleteBecause there was a bigger cock (aka rooster) on the other side, and she wanted to have his chicks.
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone was doing it...
ReplyDeleteA chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
ReplyDeletebecause i was chasing it with an electric cattleprod?
ReplyDeleteto get to the other side!
ReplyDeleteTo get in mah belly!
ReplyDeletebecause this particular chicken was a male and the female chicken was yellin and screaming and naggin and the male chicken decided to take his chances on death than have to listen to her flucking clucking... and he crossed the road. The End
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