R: I had 8 inches of mail this morning.
k o w: Say what?
R: I had 8 inches of mail this morning. On my desk.
k o w: 8 inches of male on your desk this morning huh, how was it.
R: Tough, it was heavy too.
k o w: What? It couldn't have been more than a pound or two.
R: About that I guess, I didn't weigh it.
k o w: How long did it take before you got the male done?
R: Only about half an hour.
k o w: Quite the stud then was he?
R: What?
k o w: The male on your desk this morning, all 8 inches of him.
R: Huh? Oh your so fucking dirty sometimes.
k o w: Wait you came to me just now and said you had 8 inches of mail/male on your desk. What did you expect?
R: I'm taking you to McDonald's for lunch now. It's your punishment.
McDonald's is definitely punishment! I would sure like to have 8" of male on my desk.
ReplyDeletefilthy filthy filthy
ReplyDeletea very high compliment in my book.
I'm with sky...I'll take 8" of male on my desk anytime.
ReplyDeleteMcD's? You might wanna give yourself the 3 second rule before you open your mouth again if lunch is on the line.
so kow, does that mean you're going to be on my desk tomorrow? ;-)
ReplyDeleteOk I am confused...what's wrong with McD's? I just had lunch from there....cheap and cheerful!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have had 8 inches of male though..