Monday, September 04, 2006

Virgin

Ever had one?
I've had two myself.
First one was terrible in bed.
She was almost a recluse when I first met her. She came up to me at a hockey game I was playing in and told me I looked like Pavel Bure. After that we dated and she and I eventually well... see the title. I was a scumbag back then and actually dumped her about 3 months after deflowering her. Something she still mentions to her friends today.

The second virgin worked out much better actually. More later.

7 comments:

  1. been one ;)
    never had one
    would probably break him anyway :D

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  2. ^What she said^

    Would end up in a scary Wedding Crashers kind of thing with my luck.

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  3. Agree with le chat...been one, never been with one and probably would break him (although I have had the opportunity recently to train a 34 yr old virgin)

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  4. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Yes - and the last one was 38.

    ROFL @ J...

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  5. been one ;)
    never had one
    would probably break him anyway :D

    Ditto my girl le chat...

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  6. I was a virgin and so was honey when we first did the deed. 21 YEARS later...it's all good.

    We learned together.

    It works.

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