Get off the table you filthy beast.
To erotically unfold it in front of our women whilst getting dressed?
kinda hard to fold g-strings...
What happens when G Strings get knotted together?
Well... guess it depends. If you wear ass floss, not much point. But if you're a man.. or a woman over the size of 5.. it saves space in the drawer. ;)
Totally understand your gripe! (assuming Jerry Seinfeld accent) What is the deal with airplane food?!?!(Yeah, I'm a standup comedienne, so the obligatory Jerry Seinfeld imitation/post is fair game.)Stop by and drop a comment some time:http://standup101.blogspot.com
I dunno. Good question. I just do it. I'm not gonna do it anymore though. Good point.
I decided to check in on you after months of being away.. this is the first post I come too.Sweet lord I'm pleased that nothing has changed and the laughs keep on coming!I agree with Phain, can't fold a thong or a G.
underwhere?
To erotically unfold it in front of our women whilst getting dressed?
ReplyDeletekinda hard to fold g-strings...
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when G Strings get knotted together?
ReplyDeleteWell... guess it depends. If you wear ass floss, not much point. But if you're a man.. or a woman over the size of 5.. it saves space in the drawer. ;)
ReplyDeleteTotally understand your gripe!
ReplyDelete(assuming Jerry Seinfeld accent) What is the deal with airplane food?!?!
(Yeah, I'm a standup comedienne, so the obligatory Jerry Seinfeld imitation/post is fair game.)
Stop by and drop a comment some time:
http://standup101.blogspot.com
I dunno. Good question. I just do it. I'm not gonna do it anymore though. Good point.
ReplyDeleteI decided to check in on you after months of being away.. this is the first post I come too.
ReplyDeleteSweet lord I'm pleased that nothing has changed and the laughs keep on coming!
I agree with Phain, can't fold a thong or a G.
underwhere?
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