Somethings you just happen upon...

In the middle of nowhere in northeast PA theres an old mining town. Constructed of nothing but concrete these old buildings have long been abandoned. Now the area serves as a satanic worship site, drinking spot, fuckshack galore for young (and probably older) lovers, firing range, ATV track, and make shift paintball field.

Here's a couple of pics I took out of close to 100. I'm not going to display some of the more horrid things I came across. Halloween is right around the corner.

Admit Your Songs

This morning a radio station here in Philly was discussing the songs you dare not tell anyone you love to listen to and sing along with. These are the songs that when they come on your car stereo you turn it up and sing along. But when you stop at red light you turn the stereo down to a whisper and hum the song quietly hoping no one notices you.

I'll suck it up, tuck it in, and list my songs and invite you to do the same. I'm getting quite a few hits now so share with the rest of the world the songs you dare not let anyone know you really like.

My songs:
"Cool Night", Paul Davis: You know how it goes "On a cool night just wanna hold you by the fire light..."

"Disco Inferno", Trampps: "Burn baby Burn, burn that mother down!"

"How Deep Is Your Love", Bee Gees: What? I like the song!

and lastly...
"Fernando", ABBA: I can't help it, I'm sorry but the song just kicks ass.

Now list yours and don't worry... everyone is anonymous on the internet.

Our 130th Post!

Now that's words to live by.

Changing Sexual Behaviors

I'm a nursing student with a penis. If you didn't already know that's a fairly rare thing these days. Certainly it's becoming more mainstream, $80k to start will catch a guys attention like a woman with three exposed breasts.

Last semester I was one of 3 guys in a Psych and behavior class that dealt with health. The professor one night began talking about how to change someones behavior when it comes to sex. Instantly I'm all ears.

Professor: "Now one behavior that is always brought up is having a man use a condom. Most men would rather do without it and get right in there. How do you change this behavior?"

Now at this point the whole class were looking at each other wondering where this was going. I wanted to say "You promise him you'll make him a steak and let him fall to sleep afterwards and I guarantee you he'll wear a condom." But I didn't. Like I said I was one of 3 guys in a class of over 20. I like having my balls attached.

Professor: "Well the first thing I would suggest is to tell him about all the diseases that are out there..."
Me thinking again: "Why are you dirty whore? Those Heinekens cost me $3 a piece."
Professor: "You could also talk to him about pregnancy, the risks of, yadda yadda..."
Me thinking yet again: "Good call, gotta remember the rhythm method."
Professor: "If he still doesn't wasn't to wear a condom you could out right tell him your not going to sleep with him without one."

She stopped there and looked around the room for a response which was not forth coming. Looking frustrated she says "There is one last thing you could do to make your man use a condom. Tell him if he doesn't use a condom then he has to sleep in the wet spot for the rest of the night."

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you higher education. I gotta admit it, I wanted to buy my professor a Heineken that night.

Penguin Meat?

While walking to lunch today I saw an advertisement for the documentary "March of the Penguins" . Maybe it was the fact that I had a turkey sandwich for lunch but a question popped into my head, "What does penguin meat taste like?"

We humans feast on chicken, turkey, grouse, pigeon, hell just about everything with a feather attached to it's ass. When I saw the ad I couldn't help but think how well fed those penguins look. Those chubby little bastards probably make for a good lean meal.

I gotta figure that the early explorers of Antartica fried up a couple of these little swimmers for a meal. Who wouldn't? Look at how plump and tasty they look. I'm going to do some research into it. I know types of the bird is endangered but I bet theres a recipe out there for almond stuffed penguin.

Link City

I've started to reformat the links here on the site. In the year since I started this thing I've run into to some well written blogs and sites so I've decided to share the wealth with you all.

Enjoy them, some of them may not be of much interest to you, some may offend. But all of them I believe are worth a read. So go try reading something you normally wouldn't. You never know what you'll discover.

Ain't that the truth.

Over at the secret asylum Scary Aaron stated:
"Look at you Keg, always stirring shit up!!! Awww man, thats what I love about ya! No rock unturned!!"


I may just have to put that up in the FUGGO logo. Good stuff Aaron.

Corny

At 11:24 am...

Landry commented...
"so....wait....
you mean to tell me that you have a BLOG
and you didn't TELL me about it?!?!!?
shame on you! "

For those of you who don't know it was her blog that I found myself addicted to.
Upon my first visit I was hooked. The style and rawness of the writing captivated me in ways I had never encountered before online.
I only went there originally to find out what the difference was between the denim's of the world. I kept coming back for commentary, short stories, and whether she intended to or not a poetry that formed from post to post interweaving itself around the readers psyche like a grape vine.

Quite frankly she's an inspiration. Her commenting here is big for me.
I liken it to having Babe Ruth comment on your swing.
It brings me back to the beginning of Fuggo where I was going to let the world know what I thought of it not giving a shit what it thought.

Now as I look over the past month's worth of posts I realize I had gotten away from the original idea. Maybe it's time to lose the adolescent, cock happy bullshit I've been putting on these pages and instead steer this page back on course.

Of course I could keep on posting fucked up pictures, half naked women, and candy bars as that is real easy to do.



Thank you Landry.

Children and XBL

For the XBL gamers that visit here... hell even for those of you who don't...

www.alldumb.com/items/2005/08/13011.wmv

My first comic

It sucks. But maybe I just don't understand why people will spend a shitload of money for a workout machine when they can do all the same exercises just by running down to their local park? Workout equipment is expensive, takes up way too much space, and is ugly.

Stop the madness and get outside. The fresh air will do much more for you alone than some silly exercise gadget will. Society has gotten to dependent on making things easier. Fuck that. I have a friend who constantly states "I didn't get this fast by doing it the hard way." Well if that isn't the mantra of modern America I don't know what is.

I'll lay 5-1 odds that all exercise machines have a fine coat of dust on them within 4 months of arriving on a persons doorstep. Hell the exercise bike I got the gf years ago is used more for hanging clothes than anything else now.

Candy and Advice

CANDY:
Have you tried the greatest candybar to trot down Gumdrop Lane in the past 10 years?

This thing will fill your mouth with some much chocolatey, peanut buttery, nougaty goodness you'll think you died and went to Hershey Park. I love these things. All this talk of health, giant rubber band machines, and protein made me think about what I eat that's wrong. After much thought (ok like 3 minutes) the only thing I could come up with as being bad for me was this candy bar. But then look at the name? "Fast Break". Flip them over and you have "Break Fast"... Breakfast. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! This candybar is good for me! Dig it!

Advice:

This section is for you readers that I know through the internet or real life who are in need of some advise. This advise though is for everyone as it is extremely beneficial.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

The way to get over the hump is to start humping.

Always use a condom.

Always make sure to keep track of how many people you slept with 11 months ago when the first paternity test comes back with a result you didn't expect.

Get the job done and bullshit at the bar after work.

Abba's "Fernando" is fucking awesome. Listen to it to pick yourself up when your down.

and lastly

3 card poker in Atlantic City is a tough game to win at.

Playing War

August 27, 2005: NETCONG, NJ

Team PA reinforced with troops from NY and CT held their ground against the marauding forces of New Jersey in the NASPBL's latest scenario paintball game SAN's Alamo. An absolute brutal day on the field where yellow paint was the blood and the ground was soaked with it. Both armies clashed over a battlefield a mile long and 3/4 of a mile wide. Yours truly took 4 flags while taking out close to 17 or 18 of the enemy. Of course I was eliminated 10 times but that wasn't enough to be awarded the Golden Crutch. That honor was given to Ram 2600, a product of Staten Island, NY. He took more paint than anyone else on the field that day, but he sent plenty more attackers to their respawn spots.

If you've never played a scenario paintball game you should pinch your ear and drag your ass to the next game in your area. Your doing yourself a great disservice not trying it at least once.

What I Do

After seeing the recent health craze sweeping Blogville I've decided to give everyone a quick example of what I do to keep myself in the remarkable shape that my skinny ass is in.

I east 2 banana's and Raisin Bran for breakfast then...

I go to the park.

Yes seriously. No need for $1700 rubber band machines or 10lbs of Whey. I ride my Haro
Tr 2.2 about 3.5 miles to a park. I then lock it up and start running making my way to the playground area where you will frequently find my ass working out on the jungle gym. Pull ups, crunches, you name it I'm working my ass off with them. Climbing all over the jungle gym allows a person to workout their entire body at one time aiding in endurance and flexability.

Following that it's another mile down the road on the bike to a local high school stadium where I run it's 200+ steps up and down as many times as I can. After I'm beat it's 4.5 miles back home on the bike. When I get there it's hindu squats (google them, thank me later) before hitting the pool to cool off.

There you have it, simple, and easy. You would be shocked by the amount of people I've convinced to work out on the monkey bars. It's free, exhilarating, and best of all it's keeps the child in us alive. Something I fear many "grown ups" have lost.

Greased Pigs

Per request I give you my friends greased pigs, as found with a google image search. As well as some others that came up in the search.

Ok maybe I threw that last one in because I'm a slut.

The 80's Action Figure Quiz

Whoever is the first person to respond to this post with all of the correct answers will win my
personal copy of Super Ghouls and Ghosts for the Game Boy Advance. The game comes with no box or instructions, just the cartridge. Yes your going to win something!

Name all of the following figures:

Good luck, I fully anticipate many wrong answers.

Daily Updating

When I started this blog over a year ago it was simply as a test. I wanted to try and develop my skills regarding web development . So far so good I think. I've indeed learned alot since June of 04'. Back then blogging was just starting to enter the mainstream consciousness. I read 2 blogs (catspit and moufaisbad) on a semi-daily schedule and really enjoyed them meeting people through the circles surrounding the blogs and really getting turned on to the whole idea.

If you haven't noticed by now Fuggo has been averaging an update or more every single day of the work week for the last month or so. I'd probably post stuff here on the weekends if I didn't have a life but thankfully I do. I've really gotten into trying to come up with something everyday. While most people use blogs to talk about their personal lives and what's going on in them I'd rather try and entertain, inform, confuse, maybe even irritate the reader into some form of written response. So far it's working. The Kelly Monaco post was the highest clicked post in this blog's history with turtle humping from the Philly Zoo placing a near second. This proves that you are all horny bastards and I love you for it.

What I'd like to request from you readers who stop by is what do you think? Please be completely honest about your experiences here.

Is there something you'd like to see changed, added, diced, or enbalmed?

Has the daily updating been worth the effort?

Post a comment if you will so as to share with others who visit your thoughts. Your comments will be forming the basis on where I go from here in terms of publishing content on the internet whether at this site or another I have started to work on.

Thank you,
The guy who writes this dribble.

First song I heard today

Just a great song. 1st person to respond with the artist wins a no prize.

You say yes, I say no.
You say stop and I say go go go, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don't know, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello(Hello Goodbye)
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello(Hello Goodbye Hello Goodbye) hello hello(Hello Goodbye)
I don't know why you say goodbye(Hello Goodbye) I say goodbye.

Why why why why why why do you say goodbye goodbye, oh no?

Time for War

Here's the rules:

I'm always Green.

There are no CO powers turned on. Save that shit for the single player.

And get your own DS, mine's going to be busy.

That Bomber is toast!

Advance Wars: Dual Strike hits shelves today.

Puppet Advice

This will be a feature someday but for now I present some junky from Sesame Street. His identity has been protected.

The views expressed by "Bort" do not represent the thoughts, ideas, or opinions of the author of this blog.

So I went to the Zoo today and...

I saw a Galapagos Tortoise trying to hump another one. Problem is he was trying to hump the wrong end!

Did I mention my digicam takes movies?

Oh yes faithful readers turn up the volume and download TURTLE HUMPING!

It's the first porno I've ever shot.

Life: The FPS

Hooray for Maxim

The greatest magazine ever has hit a home run. Fellow Philadelphian, former Playboy Playmate and current hot piece of ass on General Hospital Kelly Monaco is featured in this coming September's issue.

Send all the hate email you want for posting her pics I don't care. I'm in love.

Armor

Well sure I spent nearly $90 but I'll be protected in what is widely considered the best paintball mask on the market today, VForce's Profiler. Now I will actually have periferal vision on the playing field. And best of all I got the green one.

New Feature: The Rubberband Ball

I'm adding a new feature sorta. You will now be witness to the development of a rubberband ball I started today. Exciting isn't it!?! Yeah well it's not like you come here for free tacos.

Are you interested in seeing this thing grow? Probably not. But you gotta admit you will keep track of it somewhere in your psyche each time you come here from now on. Could this be a study done by me for a class I'm taking? Sure could but I would tell you that upfront.

Frawg Slurpees

Have you been to 7 Eleven lately? They have this new flavor called Frawg. It's green and is flavored like green apple. I'm addicted to this shit. I can feel it's powerful sugar derived biological rocket fuel for the mind taking over me as I type this. I can't stop, holy fuck is this shit good. My tongue is green. I can't go into a meeting with a green tongue. ..ar.,w.,e'g,[wahk =ika]erkoa ookf ao kz
Hands out of control, moving faster than brain, need more Slurpee to stabilize.

399 for the 360

Pay up suckas.

MS is invading your home at the $399 price point for their next generation console, the Xbox 360.

Damn good thing I've been saving the change since coming back from Vegas last August. As of June of this year the total change amount was a little over $500. I'm pretty well set for the launch cash flow wise.

But what about the people who can't? $299 is alot of money in and of itself. That's a tough price to be able to afford along with 2-3 games at launch. Now those people are getting the hose in the rear since no HDD comes with the system plus you get a wired controller as well. A big disappointment for anyone looking to finally escape wires.

Their going to make money on this thing. But I'd better get standard connection wires in the box for the times I take the thing on the road.

EDIT: That box is fucking ugly. Where's my fucking standard connections.? Wheres my rechargeable batteries? An extra $20 for a recharge pack? Fuck that!

Wait oh wait $100 fucking dollars for the right to hook my console up wirelessly? Get the fuck out of here Allard.

Check out Major Nelsons boards for some great reading. It reminds me of the wrestling fans of ROH. Whenever someone fucks up in the ring they start to chant in unison "You fucked up, you fucked up!" Same thing here only in print.

Don't Get Caught!

Since I won't be around this coming Monday or Tuesday here's something to amuse you while I'm gone.Again this is something we've all experienced in real life and can now play as a game.

The Game

City of Heroes

Keg O'War standing guard on the Liberty server. Join him as he quests for truth, justice, big boobs, and beer.

I just got back into this game following NCSofts reminder in the form of a $15 charge on my credit card. It's definitely a level grind at heart just as Brandon told me months ago but I got the game just so I could make up some of the wackiest heroes I can think of. So in the coming weeks you'll see a couple of them pop in here to say hello. Who knows maybe I'll even start a comic with them.

nip/tuck Reminder

As if you needed one. Here's a quick pic of Kelly Carlson from this month's Stuff magazine. For those of you who follow the show her character had a rough time of it last season while discovering the lovely world of porn. She's a wonderful character on the show and I only hope they feature her more in season 3.

Season 3 by the way starts up I believe on Sept 20th this year. My gf was the person who actually got me started on the show and I love her for it. Troy and McNamara are 2 guys who I can totally relate to at different times. Is that scary? Hell yes but when you think about it each character on the show reflects a part of yourself in some way.

Enjoy the pic, start watching the show if you haven't already, and for the love of gourds google her name already.

My last PS2 game will be...

"Shadow of the Colossus" I've been watching this game for awhile now and I'm officially going to be putting money down on it. I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I even purchased a PS2 game let alone actually put money down. I must be smoking crack.

I really enjoyed ICO and this game is developed by the same nuts so that was a selling point. Throw in giants, swords, horses and imagery that makes my eyes bug out with anticipation and this game looks to be a sheer winner. Too bad this house doesn't develop across platforms because I'd love to try this game on the G-Cube or Xbox. The PS2 just doesn't do it justice but so far so good.

Anyone else going to join me in this one? It's at least worth a visit to Blockbuster to pick up. Remember no late fees.

1UP.com

I've been checking out that website for quite sometime now and I'm impressed. First I'm surprised to see Ziff Davis pull something off so well. Second it's free, cross console, and well laid out.

I've been a part in websites that had similar setups before, GT.com, SpecOps for paintball, etc... but no site offers the "flow" that 1UP does.

Dig my profile and sign up yourselves.
http://people.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5410132

It's Operation on Steroids

Many of you know my love of the DS. Those of you who don't well I love it. With games like Meteos and Wario Ware Inc. showing of the systems touch screen and the backwards compatibility with GBA games the system is my choice for gaming on the go.

Recently I noticed that besides the XB 360 the only games I'm really looking forward to for the rest of the year are on the DS. Nintendogs, Advance Wars DS, even Metriod all look like their going to kick ass on the handheld. But the one game I'm looking forward to more than anything else is Trauma Center.






This game is looking to be my fixation this winter. In it you play the role of a Doctor fresh out of med school. I guess you perform your residency at Caduceus Hospital performing whatever treatment needs to be done. This includes everything from injections to full on surgery. You manipulate all the instruments with the touchscreen making this game one of the intiguing games of the year.

Will it be for the squeamish? Hell no. I fully expect this game to turn off a bunch of people quickly. But for those med nuts out there like me and for anyone with a pulse for quirky titles will adore this title.
According to EBGamse.com this thing ships on October 11th, get ready to scrub in.

In Hot Water

What we have here is Janet and Chrissy meeting Jack for the first time. We've all been there before haven't we guys? Piss ass drunk asleep in some chicks tub after a great party. You wake up to find 2 spicy little mama's read to go medieval on your ass with a toilet brush. Yeah we've all been there before.

Quiz time hot shots,

#1 What apartment number did the Three's Company crowd live in?

#2 What were the Ropers first names?

#3 When the series ended Ritter went on to star in a short lived spin off. Name it and name the actress that starred along him in it.

Just Damn Good Gaming

In anticipation of the Advance Wars debut onto the Nintendo DS (go buy one now) I present a quick pic of all the land units available to you in Advance Wars 2 on the GBA.

Seriously folks there is no better war game available today. The Advance Wars series has completely entertained me now for close to 2 years without any signs of stopping. I am to the point that I will make up a custom map with which to practice different tactics on. That's just sick. Between AW 1&2 and Final Fantasy Tactics my GBA became my #1 gaming system over the last 2 years. Yes I play it more than my XBox. that's how good these games are. If you grew up enjoying Chess, Risk, Chinese Checkers, Axis & Allies, hell any war game then you are going to love this game. Even better get 3 friends who love this game and you are easily looking at a game that will take you all days to finish. It truly becomes a war in multiplayer as each person skillfully trys to outmanuever the others for complete supremacy of the map.

Chime in if you've played it. Everyone I've talked to about it has a fondness for Advance Wars like no other game.

Investing Tips

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Picture of the day:

Remember those things?

No Words Needed

The Quintessential Pale Ale

I love Stoudt's Pale Ale. It is without a doubt the only beer I will buy by the case repeatedly. Not only is the beer's label by far the best one to ever grace a brown bottle but the beer inside is perfect for almost any summertime event. If you get the chance and you see it in a cooler near you do yourself a favor and enjoy one. Hell if you don't have it near you contact me and I'll send you "collectible glassware bottle" in the mail because no shiping company will ship a "beer" over state lines. wink wink



In other news the podcast is coming to Fuggo. Yes your least favorite author of this here waste of free time is going to be offering an audio version within the next couple of months. I already have a bunch of guests lined up as well from all walks of life and they've all agreed to let me ask them whatever I want. This feature came about following discussions I'm currently involved in with a website looking to bring me onto their staff. It's an appealing offer and I think I can pull off a weekly podcast for the masses to download without a problem. So stay tuned for that one.

Guess the Game

Guess this game win nothing but my adoration for a job well done.
EDIT: Due to a couple of emails and responses here I'll drop a couple of hints.
The game is available on the PC
It's published by MS Studio's , developed by Relic
And plain and smply just never got the hype machine behind it that it should have as it's the best fucking RTS to ever grace the genre.

See this game reminds me to look at something and try and comprehend what's being said before I pass judgement. The game calls for customization of your troops so while you may see a zebra up front there could be a shark fin on the thing's ass allowing it to move through the water rather easily. This game goes great with Hummus.

Quick Lunch Linkarama!

While scanning one of the best forums on the internet based on a game I have never played (but really want to) I present some links for you to click on.

Thanks Steelbattalion.org users!

Damn Snow!
http://users2.ev1.net/~subaru/Movies/damnsnow.mpeg

I have no clue...
http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html


Feel free to reply with a screwy link to share with the other readers. All 7 of them.

What does fuggo mean?

Well apparently it means "to flee" or "I escape" in Italian. If you know me then you know I haven't a clue about how to speak Italian. While I'm half decent in a couple of foreign languages Italian was not one I grew up with around me. Spanish? check. French? Grew up with that one too. Mandarin Chinese? Hell yeah. See I grew up with a group of buddys that when we all hung out could have made for a UN summit. We had a person of almost every different ethnicity represented. Through them I picked up a number of foreign languages. Those were good times.

I came up with the term "Fuggo" a long time ago while playing hockey one night. We were playing a team and I got a 2 minute penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct for telling a guy on the other team "Next time you go near the boards I'm going to fucking smash you." Well the ref didn't think that was nice, especially coming from a 14 year old kid. So I then came up with "Fug" as way to skirt the whole "Fuck" issue while playing. Fuggo came about via hockey because I started saying "That guy just got Fuggo'd!" when there would be a big hit on the ice.

So there you have it. The origin of the name "Fuggo" for this here site. I want to thank the reader who contacted me via IM for asking about it. I have no idea who you are but cheers nonetheless.

Today's Lunch is...

Chef Boyardee Meat Ravioli

This stuff has been a staple of the craptacular side of my diet since I burst from my mother's womb. It really doesn't taste that great. The noodles are overcooked and soggy. The "meat" inside looks like something that may have leaked out of the discard cart at the local butcher. The sauce is just rancid with little bits of meat swirled all through out it making it a chunky mess. Make no mistake that when you open the can the inside resembles a murder scene. The stuff looks bad and smells even worse. I have no idea why I eat it. Maybe it reminds me of the days I'd just sit in front of the television watching G.I. Joe, He-Man, and the Transformers while eating the crap as a snack. It's a comfort food and that's a good thing because no one is eating this shit because they want to lose weight. If you eat or have eaten this poor excuse for the waste of a perfectly good tin can leave a reply to the affect.

Well lunchtime is almost over here. I knocked this stuff back with exactly 33.8 FL OZ's of water. Yeah that's how bored I was. I was going to post a wacky cartoon acted out in stills by some old G.I. Joe figures I found in the garage the other day. It's an idea I saw on another site that I plan on ripping off. Although mine won't feature the Joe's in the clutches of each other demonstrating a new meaning of "male bonding."

Hey look Godzilla eats Chef Boyardee! What do you think of it Godzilla?

I told you I was bored.

Cashing In

I just wanted to let everyone know that I just started the "Institute for Advanced Gaming Research".
We here at the I.A.G.F. are committed to research the effects that videogames have on today's young minds here in the United States and throughout the world. Through our methods we feel we can accomplish this goal within the next 5 years. But research like this is not cheap. In order to be able to fully understand the nueroses that stem from videogaming we will need funding on a large scale. Our researchers will need to be outfitted with the latest in videogaming hardware. We will also need a climate controlled building in which to conduct our studies in. While it may look like a comfortable living room set up to you it is in fact our laboratory.

Anyone who would like to contribute to our non-profit organization can send donations to:

Institute for Advanced Gaming Research
c/o "Dr." Pete Kegowar
1234 Anywhere St.
Philadelphia, PA 19154

Let's defeat this menace ruining our childrens minds together, send us your money now.

Guess the Game #2

Here's a screen from a game I am still currently playing and have well over 100 hours logged into it. If you can guess this game I personally will send you an expired, already used "Free 2 months of Xbox Live" scratch and win card.


Here's what I've been trying to set up recently. Long ago I decided to make this little site here a little bit different from all the other blogs out there by being completely stupid. So far so good. But I've had this idea of an internet scavenger hunt for awhile now and in the coming weeks I may open up a contest to everyone who visits here. The prize will be nothing much but the journey getting there will be. Each day I will drop a clue in the form of a post. It will be up to you the player to head out and try and figure out what it is. First person to respond with the correct answer wins that days challenge. After a 3 week run the person with the most "first responses" will win a prize solely of my choosing. It will be worth it trust me. If your interested and have a guess at this screenshot reply now.

Pete at Bat!

Three "No Prizes" to the person who can correctly tell me what game this screenshot is from.

It's probably my favorite game of all time. Hell theres no doubt it is.

It's time for football!

Training camps open this week. The Eagles even without T.O. are looking damn good.

The Eagles by far have the best cheerleading team in professional sports.

I'm loving blogger for making photo posting so much easier. I'll keep it work safe for now.

Hometown Picture Test

I grew up in Frankford, one of Philly's great neighborhoods in the 80's. Now it's a burned out shell of itself infested with drugs and violence. I miss living there.

Party Night

Kitt's being shipped out to Iraq in a couple of weeks so me and the boys are throwing him a party. I threw him a good one as best man back before he got married but this one's going to be different. This is the last time we (the guys) get to hang out together for the next 2 years basically.

Am I worried he's heading over there? Hell yeah. The guy's my brother without sharing blood. He's going to be my best man should I ever decide to take the plunge down marriage gulch. But tonight we're sending him out there in style. Sure it's going to cost me bongo bucks but fuck it it's not everyday you send your best friend off to war.

Here's to you Kitt, we've had each others back since we were riding big wheels on Duffield St screaming to that crazy bitch Sue with the dog that we were going to kill the thing. I'm still trying to track down Chi Ho for tonight. How can we have a party without him?

I'm missing ya already.

The New Workout

Many of you know that while I work out I don't use the standard methods commonly associated with the endeavor. Some people use weights, others machines while I continue my quest to find a workout in almost everything I do.

Last night was the first night it didn't rain here in Philly. Looking at the small tropical forest my lawn had turned into I decided it was time to mow. So I busted out the trusty electric mower and had at it. I found the wet grass to be tough to mow. I was really working the calves, lumbar, abs, and upper body alot so I decided to stop for a second and develop a pattern where I would push the mower up the hill instead of across it to maximize the workout with the needed chore of mowing. I loved it. Mowing the lawn was actually energizing to me and I was kinda pissed when I finished as I was just finding a rhythm.

So let me just go on the record as mowing the lawn can be an extremely good workout if done a bit abnormally.

Chime in if this post was boring. I feel ya. The comedy is in there behind some tall grass trust me.

Ok you win here's a joke I just copy and pasted:
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Me vs Mother Nature

I have no problem with rain. It's needed to wash all the puke out of the gutter in front of my favorite watering hole. But I do have a bone to pick with it. Quit turning my pool into a breeding ground for algae. I cannot keep up with shocking the pool anymore. It's clorinated around the clock now thanks to three 3" tabs of pure chlorine hockey pucks. But still it rains, alot and with it comes more algae.

Boy ain't that post a downer from the Houdini posting.

In other news I am halfway through 2 text's already and have 2 A's to show for it. Life is good when you actually study. I'll have a real job in no time. LOL

What's a Houdini?

A Houdini is when your fucking a girl doggystyle and just when your about to cum you pull out, spit on the small her back to make it seem like you just shot all over her and then when she turns around to face you and say "Your not as good as Keg." you cum all over her face.

Try it and show the woman how much you don't want to pay for her taxi cab ride home.


Ok I know this was a nasty, assholish, woman hating type of thread but after reading a bunch of blogs today I felt I needed to do something like this. I mean if I didn't you wouldn't be clicking the link to get here.

There's plenty of blogs out there where the authors talk about what's going on in their everyday lives and that's wonderful. But sometimes I think every "blogodite" needs to just get fucking wacky and post some form of total bullshit such as I have above.

Talking Sex in Psych Class

Last night was the wackiest effing moment thus far in my academic career.

We were talking about behaviors when my Professor decided to use sex as the example about changing a behavior.

Let me set the scene. I'm one of 3 guys in this class surrounded by women none of which catch my fancy at all.

So we were all discussing behaviors when my professor stated she had an example. She starts "One behavior I can use as an example concerns men and the use of a condom. If your man refuses to use one then you have to change that behavior. First you can explain to him that there are diseases out there. Next you can tell him about pregnancy and how to prevent it. If those don't work and he still refuses to not use a condom simply tell him your not going to have sex with him unless he wears one."

So far so good right, read on true believers...

"If he still refuses to wear a condom simply tell your man that if he insists on havng sex without a condom then he's going to have to sleep in the wet spot for the rest of the night."
Holy fuck I thought to myself. Did a professor actually just go there? This is a college course right? I was flabbergasted and it takes alot for me to get that way.
I really like this course now and envision an A since now I should be able to write my papers as dirty as I want. If she gives me a low grade I'll simply remind her of this little story and wait for the A to hit my GPA.

I'm sorta famous!

Dig this article from paintball.com.
http://paintball.com/features/story.cfm?placementid=3952&clickon=FSS

Yes thats me, the winner of the Golden Crutch.

My paintball game is improving with every game. I'm finding myself getting pissed off more when I get eliminated and I like that as it shows I have a passion for the sport similar to what I have for hockey when I play.

Speaking of hockey I've decided to return to the ice game starting this fall. I haven't played competitive ice hockey in close to 5 years so this should be interesting.

She wore Leon

Stopped by Taco Bell last night. The voice came through the speaker like it was the devil speaking to me. "Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like a value meal?" Fuck yeah I did and I told the guy that and I quote "Give me that new crunchy shit shaped like a frisbee." Now let me pause here and tell you all that I find it fun to totally be nuts when ordering food through a voice box, just ask Mr Silverblood. He's heard me order from Arby's before.
Anyway the guy on the other end tells me to pull around. So I pull around and the ugliest woman in the world is standing there. "$4.97 please" Holy fuck is this really happening? She was definitely a woman with big, sloppy tits and no adam's apple but she sounded like Barry White. then I noticed something. Her nametag said "Leon". I'm totally fucking confused and I think she is too because when I handed her the money I said "Here you are sir, mamm." So she hands me back a bag full of napkins and no food. I just stayed there wondering what was next when she said "Sir is everything alright?" I simply said where's my food? "Oh shit I forgot that part!" he/she clamors and off she bobbles to grab my stuff.

Moral of the story: None really except if your going to eat at Taco Bell try one of those new crunchy things.

The Fire and 12 Pounds of Meat.

To celebrate the United States' birthday yesterday I decided to build the biggest fire I've ever built in the smoker and grill up approximately 12 lbs of meat. Steak, burgers, hot dogs, chicken, bacon, pizza the list goes on and on. The fire burned so well throughout the night that I could have made breakfast on the grill this morning. That's some great stuff. Grilling is a passion for me and yesterday proved it to everyone who was present.

Live 8 in Philly

Just stay away. 1 million people on a parkway? Get the fuck out of here. The insanity that this city is facing is immeasurable. They're actually talking about rolling black outs in the city so that they can have jumbotrons running down there. 2,400, yes 2,400 porta potty's are being set up for the event. Thats alot of shit. Police and fire are being pulled from around the city to focus in on the concert.

I was going to go down but not now. No way. "You'll be missing the history!" one friend told me. Well let me tell ya I'll have a better view in my living room in the air conditioning then you will.


Still experimenting with color here on this thing, please bear with. Or is it bare with?

Blame Kojubat

He never reads this spot but I'll give him a plug anyway.
http://www.gamertag.com/gamerDetails.php?id=60

He started talking about City of Heroes a couple of weeks ago and I tried not to listen. I wanted to play the game but knew with my upcoming schedule being what it'll be that I wouldn't get involved with another MMORPG. Well shit I bought the game last night and lost 4 hours to it already. I've got the Keg O'War battle droid patrolling the streets fighting crime now and I'm having a blast doing it. When I fail one of these upcoming courses I'm sending him the bill.

Mekong River here I come

Need I say more? Thanks to Kurt for the link,

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622

Major Announcement

The Keg O' War racing team is pleased as punch to announce that they have entered into a sponsorship agreement with Adidas for their Forza Motorsport racing team. From here on out Adidas will supply the team with bad ass sneakers and those windbreaker pants that sound like a kung fu movie in the wind.



In other news the Red Sox beat the shit out of the Phillies this past weekend. Fuck Boston, that city wins too much these days.

Her little friend...

...is my best friend. Whenever her "friend" comes to visit each month I gotta admit it's like welcoming back an old friend. I'd buy it a beer if I could. I mean how many friends of yours shows up once a month to say "Hey congratulations you dodged the bullet again fuckhead." Know why they call it menstration? Because it keeps occasionally lazy men like myself straight. We've all been there, in the throws of passion ready to stick your heehee into her hoohoo when your like "Fuck that end table with the rubbers is on the other side of the bed." and you just don't feel like wasting time. It's menstration that wisens us up because without it we wouldn't be using rubbers in the first place.

Today's advice: Always use a condom to save yourself from the anxiety attack of a late period.

Laptop Advantage

What's so great about my new laptop? Well for one it's not powerful enough to run WoW so I can escape that madness finally. (Officially cancelled on 6/21). But the real great thing to me is the ability to surf the web while on my shitter (toilet). Now I can take a crap while checking my investment portfolio (up $1300 in the last week) or see the latest scores on MLB.com.

Best of all no one can bother me in there. Life is good.

Beer Golf:
http://www.whtmtnliving.net/games/sports/beer_golf.htm

The Golden Crutch

I won the Golden Crutch this past weekend by being eliminated the most times while playing paintball this past weekend. While it's an honor I wish not to have it proves that I was in my fair share of fire fights.

And I'd also like to announce I have a third nipple thanks to the beating I took while playing this weekend as well.

The 1 Year Fantastico Extravaganza Anniversary Super Party Time

Fuggo's one year old today and boy what a complete waste of time it has been. Really what have we learned here class? Nothing. What started as an attempt to learn something about publishing on the web has resulted in nothing. In the time I've been screwing around with this faithless bitch I have lost all my little links on the right side of the page and I still haven't figured out how to post nude pictures of Hiromi Oshima on here yet.

Fuck it we will strive on.

So here's the top 6 list for the last year. Because no one does top "6" lists anymore.

6. Lindsey Lohan went from chubby, well rounded redhead with great tits to a skinny, bottle blonde coke fiend. That was a great run.

5. Godzilla: Final Wars was great because now we know Godzilla not only can ruin lives and cities but he plays a mean football/soccer net minder as well.

4. Forza Motorsports, the biggest "Fuck You" to Sony since I well I don't know.

3. Tippman A5, no better marker on the milsim market today. Mine ran hard all year without a hitch.

2. Michael Jackson guilty or not? Guess what I just don't give a fuck.

1. Sex, lots of it. In this past year I got nailed in 5 different states, a new record. The reason this is #1 is because nothing else came close, they just hit the belly....... get it? Huh? Huh?


Happy anniversary everyone.

I'm forming a rescue party

I'm looking for a few good men and women who are willing to enter with me into battle against the army of Scientology and save my future wife Katie Holmes. You see my soon-to-be got mixed up with this Tom Cruise fuckhead and now he's turning her into the hottest thing to ever hit LRonHubbard-ville.

Fuck Dianetics. (sp)

My mission is now this simple, infiltrate the organization, have Katie Holmes fall in love with me, then whisk her away in the night to my bedroom/deprogramming room.

Who's with me? You can do know wrong fighting along side a Keg of War.

One Year Anniversary Here: 6/10/05

Bring your party hats as this motherfucker turns 1 year old on Friday.

Vacation Over

The vacation is over and I'm back in my office freezing my nips off thanks to the air conditioning in this building. Frankly I could live without AC. It's only been around the last 40 years or so and now people swear by the shit. I used to install the stuff. It's not fun shit to play with.

This has been the most boring post in the short life of this blog, which by the way is just about to turn 1 year old.

That's right bitches I was blogging long before this shit was cool, which it's not because it's actually therapy.

But what do I get???

So me and Ms. J are trying to figure out our Friday night when I suggest shopping. "Good you still have to buy me stuff with your income tax return." "Say What?" I snort back, "You didn't buy me anything with your refund sweetie so why should I buy you something?" "But I did buy you something, I bought myself nice looking clothes so I can look good for you when we go out."

Fuck, they've got all the bases covered don't they gentlemen?



In other rants it's so fucking lame I can't take my complete Forza Motorsport garage on the road with me. The memory unit can only hold 5 cars max.

One big fucking fish...

Check out this link:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/25/big.fish.ap/index.html

Tell me thats not the sexiest thing to ever happen to a fisherman.! I wish I could experience a fight like what that fish would have given. I've been doing mostly bass fishing this spring totally avoiding trout. This story has me thinking about catfish fishing though. I'm going to need a bigger rod.

A horse named Condom

Say your at a horse race park and there is a horse named "Condom" in the 5th race.

Here's some highlights from the commentators as the race is run.

Beginning of race:
"They're having a hard time getting Condom into the stall, they may have to push him harder."

At the start:
"Condom breaks out of the gate!"

Mid Race:
"Condom's got a great rhythm going in the rear"

Approaching the last turn:
"Here's comes Condom, Here comes Condom!"

Down the stretch:
"And look at Condom explode! He's all over the track!"

Stupid Star Wars fans.

Just click the link below, we don't know HTML here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm

X. Y. Z.

Nothing sucks more than sitting at your desk at 11:30 am and just realizing you've been walking around all morning with you zipper down. This week rocks already.

The vacation starts Friday night.

How the mighty have fallen...

I don't need to say anything. Let these pics tell the sad tale... click the link.

http:///www.rankortank.com/zzz.htm

Too good not to share

Just click the link and laugh your ass off.
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

The "G" File & Stromboli's on the Grill

Hiromi Oshima, seriously I cannot get enough of her right now. Google away but beware most images will not be worksafe. She's nearly surpassed Kim Smith in my "Godzilla" file on the home PC. Why is it called the Godzilla file? Well like Godzilla it just keeps getting bigger and more powerful. It has the potential to destroy everything in it's path and it emanates radiation (like everything else to do with a PC.

Also it's the "Godzilla" file because I know for a fact that no one will look into it if they hopped on my PC. It goes back to when I would hide VHS porn in my old Godzilla movie covers. I knew no one would come into my room to borrow a Godzilla movie thus I could have them right next to my TV ready to go at a moments notice.


I've started experimenting with different foods on the grill. Last night I tried a stromboli stuffed with sliced steak, cremini mushrooms, onions and green bell peppers. I sauteed them all first and then threw them into a simple crust along with tomato sauce and buffalo mozzarella. It came out great with a nice smokey flavor baked into the crust. You should try it if you read this.
This weekend is a pizza blowout on the grill, prepare your innards.

Dig the blue colored font?

Sopie goes oops!

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Fuck it's Thursday! Haiku motherfucker!

Today's Haiku or Haiku's brought to you by my new T-Shirt shop on Cafepress, FKD Designs. There's nothing there you'll wanna buy yet but it'll be the location of the HomeBrew shirts when that get's up and running.
Check it out those shirts are just the beginning:
http://www.cafepress.com/Frankford

Update on the brew btw... looking at doing maybe some form of Apple Oatmeal Stout. Just in time for summer? Yeah I know Stouts aren't really a summer brew but I don't give a fuck because it's always cooler in the shade. Well that and I'm all out of supplies for a decent hefeweizen, murp!

Here's your Haiku(s):

E3
Sony can make bread
Nintendo keeps on trying
MS eats wallets

Rumcake
Ever eat rum cake
i have not yet but soon will
it smells real yummy


In other news graduation day here on campus. I can't fucking wait for my turn up there.

A penny saved...

Well the XBox 360 debuted last night to much fanfare and little else. I had already known what the machine looked like and was kid of turned off by it. Now that everything is out and about I kinda dig the design. It's curvy exterior sets it apart from other consoles and it clearly shows it's Japanese design roots with the layout. I'll be buying one simply because I have enough change by which to do it. Plus I'm a whore for this kind of shit and need my cravings satisfied.

So following the show I opened the change drawer to see what was in there and frankly I'm shocked. I have a shitload of change. I've been saving it since last August following the Vegas trip and probaly have close to $300 in there already. Add to that what I can save between now and November and I'm sure my shiny new 360 will be mine for nothing more than collected change from my pockets. Franklin once said "A penny saved is a penny earned" and I have made that saying a theme in my life. I 've paid for entire Christmas', trips to Vegas, and made car payments with nothing but saved up loose change. If your not saving your change shame on you. The next time your in a store and need an extra 37 cents don't bother digging for it just hand over a dollar bill and collect the change.

What's wrong with this?

3 No-Prizes to the first person who responds to this posting with the correct answer about what is wrong with this picture. Click on the link:
http://www.jdbshow.com/art/whats_wrong.jpg

Water Bottle Soccer

Bored at work?

So am I so I decided to use one of the empty water bottles for a soccer ball today.

I won the office championship.

By default.

Because nobody else wanted to play.

Fucking simpletons, it's Friday motherfuckers.

Play water bottle soccer.

You may just start living again!

Thursday's Haiku Corner

Elephunk
Elephant's mate. How?
the males penis fires away
like a jack hammer


I have a feeling this feature will draw millions of people to this little blog.

Team Binky
Pumpkin in basement
very warming, I dig it
hungry now for pie

Me and my Audi S4

Forza Motorsports releases today.

My social life, whats left of it anyway, is completely all booked up now.

Lunchtime Beverage

Today's lunchtime beverage was...

Lime Coca Cola

All the taste of regular old fashioned coke but now with a lime twist aftertaste. Not bad, not great. Definitely worth a try.

Comment below on how utterly wasteful the last 30 seconds of reading this dribble has been.

In other news...

I want to buy a horse.
A Clydesdale,

and fuck you blogger for not letting me post a pic here. This shit should be easy yet you make it hard as fuck for those of us not PC savvy. Blogger is the brain fuck of the internet.

Sex

...it's nothing more than a healthy life style.

The lone young guy

I am now the youngest guy in my department by 23 years rather than 10 following a
co-workers departure for greener pastures last Friday. This wouldn't be a problem if there was at least some females my age here but there isn't. It's now me... on an island... surrounded by older aged co-workers... that never played
Pac Man.

Oh and my truck's windshield is now cracked. The thing is surrounded by bad karma, I'm convinced of it.

$236 later

So I spent $236 on modifications on my paintball gun. I really didn't need it to be honest. Running with my Tippman A-5 fully stock I kick a ton of ass when on the field averaging a 2-1 kill to death ratio. But I needed more. In my mad drive to be the best in everything I do I decided to spend some of my income tax return on a new tactical stock and assorted doohickeys for the A-5 that should improve my game well past it's current height of awesomeness.

If you see me on the field it won't be for long because I already launched a paintball headed straight for your goggles.

I'm that fucking good now.

and for you video game people Ghost Recon 2 still sucks off goats.

2005 "Hottest barrel in the Bush"

I won a contest judging me on my extremely fine skill with my gun.
http://www.specialopspaintball.com/brigade/member_view.asp?id=5342

So I listed the accolade on my not so new profile over @ Spec Ops.

Terrell Owens: Piss Poor

Yup.

$9.5 million isn't enough to feed a family anymore so he can paint my fence for any extra cash he needs.

or he can flip burgers.

or sell his ass for $40

or sell a chance to kick him in the balls for $5 a shot.

Whiny little fuck.

If you think...

...that steak is the tastiest thing to ever fall off of a cow than you haven't tried scrapple my friend. Long a Philadelphia area delicassie I recently took the time to try and incorporate the meat(ish) food item into a dinner menu. So with a proud smile I present the following recipe...

Scrapple Delight

Take your scrapple and chop it up until it resembles a mush.
In a frying pan brown up one finely chopped vidalia onion, one clove of finely diced garlic, and one green pepper.
Add 4oz. of tomato sauce (Hunt's if you can get your paws on it.)
Let that simmer for 15 minutes on low heat.
Now add the scrapple and cook until it browns.

Serve

It's good stuff for being pig face meat.

Atlantic City

How I love my city by the sea. Soaring towers dripping of neon sparkling against a cloudless midnight sky. Inside I'm sitting at the Wheel of Fortune Slot, Red, White, and Blue 7's hoping to hit it big. The win never comes. Fuck it I was never really lucky at slots anyway. Off to the Trop and their poker room.

I sit down in the players registration area to have my picture taken for my new poker player card. The pic makes me look like a psycho, all the better to instill fear in my opponents. I buy in for $50 and sit down at a table with the Yakuza on one end and the Russian mob on the other. I'm serious I was put on a table with a warring underworld. Girls are coming over to the big Russian giving him back rubs as he says he's been on this table since 5 am and hasn't moved. His stack certainly shows it. We play and I take about $45 from him in one hand get up and leave the table.

Home Muddling

I'm in the middle of buying my first home. Great location, super neighbors. Everthing is great. Me and her even have the place mapped out. I get the kitchen, basement (finished!), and the small bedroom upstairs to use as my study aka naptime room. She gets the living room, the big spare bedroom (she needs the space for all those bloody bears) and the dining room. The deal is we cannot comment on what the other does to their parts of the house.

Until last night...

She has the audacity to tell me I can't paint the kitchen any color but red. Well thats not happening because I'm going to do the whole thing is tones of blue and granite.

The study is going to be done in brick red. I just dig that color on a wall with a light cream color framing it at top.

So who's coming over for a paint and grill party in mid July if we get the place?

Stress

Is there anything more stressful than buying a home? Me and the gf are in mid of the buyong process and I'm beginning to crack. All the caca that goes into this simple exchange is amazing. I know it'll be worth it. She'll have her office, outside deck and living room. I'll have my dream kitchen, study, and "guy room" in the basement complete with a bar and TV.

Any of you regular readers have any advice? I'm seriously pounding my head on a wall over this.

Also no curse words in this entry. Neato!

So much for the ....

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Murplish

I've been doing alot of writing recently working on the monstrosity aka book(ish). Maybe it was the snow storms keeping me in my irritable mood but the stuff is flowing right now and I'm loving it. I got done 84 pages the other day at 12 size font. That's a fuck load of writing but proof enough that when your hot your hot. It'll never get published and may get handed around to some close friends but it doesn't really matter to me. The thing is just really fun to write. I sit there and start typing all the while not apying attention to anything except the words, the keyboard, and whatever comes up on Random to play through the desktop speakers.

I sat back for a second to see if what I had wrote had changed with what was playing and found that the tone became tougher when ever classical was on. Weird. You'd think it would take the edge off but it doesn't in my writing. It's a juxtaposition I did not see coming and one I'm going to experiment further.

Meanwhile I can safely say that the time spent off the Box and TV has been wonderful. I'm just not digging the whole online scene as much as I did this time last year. I still check in and dabble around the online forums but if you catch me online anymore you should take a photo as it just doesn't happen anymore. Spring is around the corner with summer soon to follow and that means even less time on the social appliance.

Oh and to date from the beginning of this year the total tally of flat tires on the Haro is 3. Aggresive trails will do that but at $5 a pop I'm thinking they should be called expensive trails.

An interesting post

This post harkens a return to almost daily output to you my 6 beloved readers.

Stay tuned as I write shit that will amaze and entice you with symbolism that will warp our minds together!

Let's get this started again and recapture what has gone on in the time since I made a meaningful post here on this deserted lil outpost that can't.

Like Bunny Meat?

Then go to savetoby.com for a great recipe.

The beginning of this weeks madness.

Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory...
Fight, Eagles Fight...Score a touchdown 1,2,3...
Hit em' low,
hit em' high,
and watch our Eagles Fly...
Fly, Eagles fly, on the road to victory!

E A G L E S - Eagles!

Deadwood & Nip/Tuck

Following Ian McShane's win last night for best actor in a drama series I've been placed firmly back on my Deadwood kick. The show fucking rocks. If you have HBO and have caught it the you know what I mean. Wonderful show that shouldn't be missed.

Nip/Tuck is one of only four reasons I turn on my television on anymore. It won the Golden Globe for best Drama series and frankly I kinda wish thay hadn't. It's no longer my lil favorite secret show that no one watched but me.

Hesitating Tranny Costs Owner More Money

Philadelphia, PA:
The owner of a 2000 Dodge Dakota pickup truck has recieved the news that his truck is going to cost him even more money. This stemming from a local bout with the truck where the vehicle would frequently second guess itself when shifting. Coming on the heels of the holiday season the trucks owner had this to say, "Well it could worse, it could be raining." With that statement the heavens poured down upon him leaving him soaked and penniless as he awaited the arrival of the local bus.

Buy Foreign.