As of 12/23/09...

My blogger profile has been viewed 4,000 times. Pretty cool.

Just needed a quick spot to host this...

Yup it's a beer label and yes its fuzzy.

It's coming...

Like Torpedoes

Tip of the Day...

Never paddle your canoe into a back cove when carp are breeding. They'll smash into the underside of your boat with a sledgehammer like thud.

25 Things

8 Things I Am Looking Forward To
-Pie
-Bacon
-Key Lime Pie
-Bacon Key Lime Pie
-Bacon Key Lime Pie with a side of Bacon
-Trying to figure out another side
-Bacon Pie
-Completing today's crossword, 34 down is bacon!
8 Things I Did Yesterday
-Thwarted a burglary at 8th and Pine
-Weeded the garden
-Turned the garden over
-Shook out all the bad stuff
-Put all the good stuff back into it
-Spread that Preen anti-weed stuff onto newly overturned garden
-Designed a new beer label
-Went surfing
8 Things I Wish I Could Do
-Bend metal rods with my bare hands
-Figure out a way to use ice hockey blades on asphault
-Skateboard the entire length of the Great Wall of China
-Get into a fight in a pub in the Irish countryside
-Fly to Mars and back, hell infinite space travel period
-Pitch in the Major Leagues
-A Victoria's Secret model
-Fart and have it smell like spring flowers... or Key Lime Pie
8 Shows I Watch
(((I don't watch t.v.)))

Revisiting

Just stopping in here to say I am still breathing and this site needs a revamp as the ugly gray has to go.

If it had happened three years ago, maybe even this time last year I would have hopped on here to write about it.

But I didn't.

Instead I decided to revisit this little pond of melancholy to...

1.) See if it still existed.

2.) I was bored.

3.)

Just wanted to say I want my old fishing partner back, my D.O.D.

D.O.S.