Wednesday, December 29, 2004

New Resolutions Old

I'm having a difficult time this year coming up with a decent resolution for the new year.
In years past I've given up soda, McDonalds, hiking in the Artic, and tsunami surfing but this year I want to go for something new.

So I present to you this years contestants for Resolution of the year 2005:

To stop performing magic in front of Catholic churches.
To enter a Fencing academy and work my to that elusive Olympic medal.
Quit skipping steps when running stairs, let's hit each one and feel it.
Learn how to roast a pig. A whole pig.
Learn to make ice cream.
And finally...
Learn to maintain an automatic transmission properly.

The bar is currently serving Troegs Mad Elf Ale by the fistful. Lovely stuff.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

While waiting for WoW...

So I'm sitting here waiting for this patch from hell to finally DL. It got me thinking about things in the world so tonight I share.

1.) It wasn't the butler who did it but the taxman!
2.) You humans have a long way to go.
3.) Suzuki makes a pretty decent automobile but will never be seen as more than a great bike company here in the States thanks to the country's auto press. Fuckers
4.) Spinning on your head does not make your PC go faster.
5.) Neither does throwing your shoe at it.
6.) The # 7 sucks
7.) Fuck you 6
8.) Your both pathetic.
9.) Thats an awful lot of paper in the stockroom at work but not enough trees on the campus.
10.) I'm probably writing this to a handful of people. Tell your friends.
11.) Made Taco Pizza tonight. Spicy? Yes, Making it again? Nope.
12.) Duran Duran's greatest hits album rocks.
13.) So does Bloodhound Gang's "One Fierce Beercoaster"
14.) Is a great number to play hockey in.
15.) Tits and ass are great but they won't be around forever. Brains and a soul will.
16.) Usually by this point my hands start cramping from typing.
17.) And people have long since reading this dribble.
18.) Free hot sex porn
19.) Readership quintuples instantly.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Monday, December 20, 2004

Catspit goes dark so we go light has an exciting new look so I decided to change templates myself. Mine didn't require much more than a couple of mouse clicks so I like the ease of it.

Some past posts are rather unreadable now, tough shit. If you wanna read them then copy and paste them into Word and change the color font yourself. We're going to stick with white because I love my eyes and I'd like to keep em for the long run.

Christmas shopping on QVC rocks. I can shop from home and pay $3 for shipping without going out my front (back) door. I can even do it in my underwear which especially grand when the hostess on the show looks good.

Today's beer: Perkuno's Hammer by Heavyweight Brewing. An Imperial Porter that will keep you warm throughout the winter.

By the way I need someone to talk me out of buying a Honda Element. It's functional and if you know me then you know that I love functionality.

Friday, December 17, 2004

British Women Rock!

Allow me to make a list of some recent women that have been cavorting around in my thoughts.

They are all from the UK. A place I'm about to move to simply because of these fine examples of genetics.

Google them:
Jennifer Ellison (seriously she's so hot it can't be right)
Emma Bunton (when did she get hot?>)
and I know I know ...
Charlotte Church
Yes she has grown up into quite the young lady. The girl with the voice of an angel (yeah I watch PBS!) has simply blossomed. It's amazing what money can do to someone who was once subpar in my book.
the female cast members of Coupling.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Kegger and Brewtiful

A boy and his bear. The story of Kegger and Brewtiful takes place in the wonderful World of Warcraft now available for the PC and Mac.

The 2 rabblerousers can currently be found running around the frost laden slopes of Dun Morough delivering beer, cooking freshly killed boar meat, or fending of the occasional Leper Gnome.

Join their adventure as the quest for level 60 is on!

Monday, December 06, 2004

Discipline, Distraction, and a New Direction.

The weight has fluctuated wildly over the past 2 months. The end of September I sat at 180 nicely. Feeling good I worked out as if I had vinegar coursing through my veins. It was great.

Now I don't. Maybe it is school, maybe it's Halo 2, maybe it was because of my recent "I just don't give a fuck" attitude that put me there. But this shit has to change. I recently read an entry over at on spinning. I think this is what I need. Weights and lifting are all well and nice but cardio is whats going to keep me going for the long run. I watch Jack Lalaine and I'm in awe of what he's been able to accomplish in his 93 years with his body. The guy is amazing. While he doesn't talk about spinning I think he'd say it's a good thing.

I need to get off my ass. I'm still running the stairs granted but I need more. I need something thats going to beat me into wanting more. I need something where I can look over at somebody and just know they're giving it all they got too. Something to put all the distraction in the world off to the side and focus on the workout.

Spinning... I'm thinking about it.
Is it too late to ask for a bike for Christmas?

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Things that don't work.

The following list doesn't work either but your going to read it anyway.

"Lemon Scented" anything
My attempts at winning against females and their kin in Halo 2.
Senko Worms
Paris Hilton
that lazy fuck down the street out on work comp, fucker!
Sweet Potatoe Pie
Daewoo cars
the urge not to masturbate
Male Lions
The Simpsons (yes I said it)
Sitting around

PLease feel free to add to the list anything you feel may not work.