Thursday, April 28, 2005

The lone young guy

I am now the youngest guy in my department by 23 years rather than 10 following a
co-workers departure for greener pastures last Friday. This wouldn't be a problem if there was at least some females my age here but there isn't. It's now me... on an island... surrounded by older aged co-workers... that never played
Pac Man.

Oh and my truck's windshield is now cracked. The thing is surrounded by bad karma, I'm convinced of it.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

$236 later

So I spent $236 on modifications on my paintball gun. I really didn't need it to be honest. Running with my Tippman A-5 fully stock I kick a ton of ass when on the field averaging a 2-1 kill to death ratio. But I needed more. In my mad drive to be the best in everything I do I decided to spend some of my income tax return on a new tactical stock and assorted doohickeys for the A-5 that should improve my game well past it's current height of awesomeness.

If you see me on the field it won't be for long because I already launched a paintball headed straight for your goggles.

I'm that fucking good now.

and for you video game people Ghost Recon 2 still sucks off goats.

Monday, April 18, 2005

2005 "Hottest barrel in the Bush"

I won a contest judging me on my extremely fine skill with my gun.

So I listed the accolade on my not so new profile over @ Spec Ops.

Terrell Owens: Piss Poor


$9.5 million isn't enough to feed a family anymore so he can paint my fence for any extra cash he needs.

or he can flip burgers.

or sell his ass for $40

or sell a chance to kick him in the balls for $5 a shot.

Whiny little fuck.

Friday, April 15, 2005

If you think...

...that steak is the tastiest thing to ever fall off of a cow than you haven't tried scrapple my friend. Long a Philadelphia area delicassie I recently took the time to try and incorporate the meat(ish) food item into a dinner menu. So with a proud smile I present the following recipe...

Scrapple Delight

Take your scrapple and chop it up until it resembles a mush.
In a frying pan brown up one finely chopped vidalia onion, one clove of finely diced garlic, and one green pepper.
Add 4oz. of tomato sauce (Hunt's if you can get your paws on it.)
Let that simmer for 15 minutes on low heat.
Now add the scrapple and cook until it browns.


It's good stuff for being pig face meat.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Atlantic City

How I love my city by the sea. Soaring towers dripping of neon sparkling against a cloudless midnight sky. Inside I'm sitting at the Wheel of Fortune Slot, Red, White, and Blue 7's hoping to hit it big. The win never comes. Fuck it I was never really lucky at slots anyway. Off to the Trop and their poker room.

I sit down in the players registration area to have my picture taken for my new poker player card. The pic makes me look like a psycho, all the better to instill fear in my opponents. I buy in for $50 and sit down at a table with the Yakuza on one end and the Russian mob on the other. I'm serious I was put on a table with a warring underworld. Girls are coming over to the big Russian giving him back rubs as he says he's been on this table since 5 am and hasn't moved. His stack certainly shows it. We play and I take about $45 from him in one hand get up and leave the table.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Home Muddling

I'm in the middle of buying my first home. Great location, super neighbors. Everthing is great. Me and her even have the place mapped out. I get the kitchen, basement (finished!), and the small bedroom upstairs to use as my study aka naptime room. She gets the living room, the big spare bedroom (she needs the space for all those bloody bears) and the dining room. The deal is we cannot comment on what the other does to their parts of the house.

Until last night...

She has the audacity to tell me I can't paint the kitchen any color but red. Well thats not happening because I'm going to do the whole thing is tones of blue and granite.

The study is going to be done in brick red. I just dig that color on a wall with a light cream color framing it at top.

So who's coming over for a paint and grill party in mid July if we get the place?

Thursday, April 07, 2005


Is there anything more stressful than buying a home? Me and the gf are in mid of the buyong process and I'm beginning to crack. All the caca that goes into this simple exchange is amazing. I know it'll be worth it. She'll have her office, outside deck and living room. I'll have my dream kitchen, study, and "guy room" in the basement complete with a bar and TV.

Any of you regular readers have any advice? I'm seriously pounding my head on a wall over this.

Also no curse words in this entry. Neato!

Monday, April 04, 2005

So much for the ....

... weekly updates here, been terribly busy. Buying a home will do that to your life.

... Pope, I wonder if there's a popemobile in heaven now?

... Ghost Recon 2 because it still sucks ass no matter how much downloadables they pour into it.

... blogging when no one reads this shit. Simply a waste of time or therapy without the co-pay?

... Y100 in Philly, sadly goes the only broadcast radio station I actually listened to. Go to

... Britney Spears. Disgraziad!

... Lindsey Lohan, you were hot for about 4 minutes. Now you seriously need to fall into a pile of elephant shit at the local zoo. That would be funny to her face covered in Ele-caca.

... the NHL. Greedy fuckers!