Fuck you Math. Fuck you Algebra. A big Fuck you to the cocksucker who thought up Calculus as well.
I don't get it. I know I need to learn you all in order to hang a degree above my desk but let's get serious here. I'm not going into a supermarket and trying to figure out the following:
A= Pepperoni
B= Monterrey Jack Cheese
168.809 - 456789(A- 234 lbs) = B (agoogle x your mother) / 74.68901
NO!
I go in like this:
"Pepperoni and Cheese sounds pretty fucking tasty for todays game! I wonder where they keep the Super Pretzels. All this adds up to $8. I have a $10 bill! This means I'm getting back $2! Sweet.
So Fuck you algebra and calculus and trigonometry because I just made you all completely irrelevant to me in my daily life.
38 comments:
A-FUCKING-MEN BROTHER!
i agree!
Thank you. Fuck Math.
thank you , fuck math !!!!!!!!!!
I google searched Fuck Math and got this. I could not be happier.
slack jawed troglodytes that are afraid of a challenge. math confers great power onto anyone that takes the time to learn it. i'm a calculus student that struggles with math every single day, so dont go saying "oh well you must be some smart ass math teacher" or whatever. it makes me cringe to think that america is destined to have kids like you be the decision makers of the future.
Amen! Fuck math!
I've read about many successful people who are multimillionaires without having advanced math skills.
Leave the math for those who volunteer for it or are pursuing a carreer where advance math knowledge is NEEDED... The rest of us will do fine with simple math and alot of money to burn... Boo hoo
Dude, I couldn't have said it any better! Preach man, preach!!! A-MOTHERFUCKING-MEN
I fucking hate advanced math with a bloody passion. Its not like I'm going to work to stock clothes on shelves and I have to graph everything or use fucking polynomials or algebra..all I fucking need is two fucking eyes and a half decent brain to count everything and put the bs on the fucking shelf..I'm not going to be doing this dumbshit in my daily life so why the hell is it mandatory to learn this shit just to get to college?!?!?!?
As so much stated before, A-MEN TO THAT!
Just finished a 2 hour Algebra assignment, and googled fuck math. The whole point of Algebra is that the ANSWER doesn't matter, the way you GET the answer matters how the FUCK is that relevant to anything we'll do in real life? "Oh well,screw the guy who can things right, lets hire the guy who KNOWS how to do things, but cant DO it right" BS. And this is coming from someone with SAT scores so high I shame friends by talking about it.
You sound like a fuckin' awesome person. I am doing math right now. and i googled fuck math.
FUCK MATH! im not a fucking rocket engineer nor will i ever be. im content with being average fucking joe as long as i am happy, fuck todays high standards! its bull shit, our parents didnt have to go through this crap!
YES!!!! Great minds think alike. I am trying to get through a math proofs class. I'll bust my ass and be lucky to get a D. The nonsensical crap in this textbook makes me think mathematicians need to go back to elementary school and learn how to communicate with humans. The thing referred to as math education is nothing of the sort. It is merely a social filter and nothing more.
fuck math to fucking hell. fuck my teacher whos a fucking old bitch who cant teach shit and just gave me a fucking 4 page algebra assignment twisting the fucking words with fuckingg appropiate absolute value inequalities which i dont fucking get cause iw as also fucking absent. fuck math when the fuck do i need to know the absolute value inequality of in geometry value of a fucking hot dog. fucking useless shit.
al lthe great heroes of america came with a bad education so FUCK math rageeeeeeeeedddd
Yes sir, yes sir. I want to teach English one day. Certainly I shouldn't be struggling in Calculus then? No they say, it teaches me a linear and logical thought process.
No, I say it teaches me how to fucking walk to my medicine cabinet, down about five pills of Ibuprofen and destroy my liver.
Oh, thank you! Fuck the Math requirement for a liberal arts major! And Anonymous, you can suck a dick. If I need to calculate the hypotenuse of a triangle using the quadratic formula I would like to be able to use the money from my job that I got with the aid of my degree to hire some sexless math nerd to do it, not that I would ever have to. Fuck the math requirement, fuck it hard.
FUCK MATH, Im being held back from graduating because of fucking algebra. Im a psych student, WE DONT USE THIS!!!!!!! The ONLY math psychologists use have to do with statistics, and we have a program called SPSS for that. Seriously, we have computers for a god damned reason. In our class we have to use the fuking bullshit default caclulator on the computer, can you believe that!? It's called a graphic calculator, and you need only know how to use it. Seriously, technology is their for a reason, not to be lazy but to make things easier AND level the field for those of us inept to math. Im sure that many of you, lik me, are smart mother fuckers. We can get philosophical on your ass, artistic like WTF, and political like whoa but math is simply a weaker area, especically if its not relevant to you or your field of study. To me, math is another way to get your money and keep you in school longer.
The internet would not exist without math. Math is truth and beauty in it's purest form. Give math a chance to love you. Math want's to be your mind's best friend.
Fuck math, im spanish. why do i need to learn this shit, like what the fuck is matricies anyway, it is like some drug addict invented some random shit and we have to learn it. fucking filters man, that is all it is. motherfucking niggers
Fuck math, im spanish. why do i need to learn this shit, like what the fuck is matricies anyway, it is like some drug addict invented some random shit and we have to learn it. fucking filters man, that is all it is. motherfucking niggers
Fuck MATH ! :D:D . I fucking hate math ! It destroys my brain cell like everyday ! I wont be needing those algebra stuff with my dailies nor my job ! Fuck math !! ..I googled Fuck Math when I was doing math XD
Thank you we are all on the same fucking page WE ALL FUCKING HATE MATH SO FUCK IT like you said when are we going to need it in the REAL WORLD
Fuck Math. I plan to teach history when I graduate, the only math I'll need for that is averaging, and every school I've been in has a program that does it for you. Why do I have to learn this shit. I can add , subtract, multiply and divide. Why do I need to know how to figure out the way to solve a quadratic equation. I've never heard somebody say "quick tell me the quadratic formula or we'll all die" I mean really, what the fuck
yes! fuck algebra!
Fuck math and the fucking most painful two hours of my life every other day MATH CLASS! I may be a "slack jawed troglodytes" hell I hope I am cuz I don't wanna be the guy who thinks this is what makes a person responsible enough to make our countries decisions!
Fuck math
Hey man this seems a bit old, but just googled fuck math after taking my math final, which most likely will result in me failing the class. If I got all As and i get an F on my math does that make me a bad student? No. That makes my professor a bad teacher. Nonetheless, I am in CJ major and with my experience can not for the world of it figure out what kind of a crime I'm going to need to solve in order to be able to graph a quadratic equation. This shit is ridiculous really. Fuck math. Keep it real.
Hey, it's not math's fault that all of you are too stupid to learn it.
Well maybe its the fuckin teachers who CANT TEACH FOR SHIT!! LIKE MINE!! FUCK MATH!!I mean damn...i already work and i get by so wtf is the point of doin some bs A=x(2) watever the fuck problems there are in algebra if it aint gonna help unless your a fucking smart ass nerd whos parents give you watever you want..
Algebra can suck my cock, and when I blow my load all over the inversed tan, you can check the displacement, maybe even check out the resultant. FUCK MAth!!!
Thank you, FUCK MATH and the jackasses that thought this complicated shit should be a fucking general education!!! We can add and subtract our own money. We don't fucking need the extra complication! FUCK MATH TO THE NINTH LEVEL OF HELL!!!!!!
I'm not going to say that math is a terrible thing, but I can say that I'm definitely not a fan of it since I'm always too stupid to understand algebra, calculus, trigonometry, etc no matter how hard I try and the constant struggle I have with it brings a lot of stress on me. It makes me get extremely frustrated and since I won't need to know that kind of stuff for the career I'm going for, I find it pointless to have to learn it. I want to learn about the things I NEED to know for the job I want.
Math Sux!
A lot of misspellings there. Did you google "FUCK GRAMMAR", too?
Everyone that said fuck math, I LOVE YOU. FUCK MATH FUCK IT NOW AND FUCK IT IN THE FUTURE! I only need minimal amounts of math! I can calculate the square feet of carpet needed for a 12by 12 room. I can measure that a 42 inch tv will fit in the recess in my living room. I can balance my checkbook the OLDE fashioned way. Do I need slope intercept form? how the fuck does y=mx+b^2 help with any of what I just described!
fuck fucking math. it's ruining my fucking perfect gpa due to its impossible shittiness. i'm not guna be a fucking math teaher so why is this shit required to be taught in school! probably just ot fuck with everyone's heads and lives. FUCK MATH.
Why do we have to solve things for Math when IT CAN SOLVE THE DAMN PROBLEMS ITSELF.
i.moist, If math wants to be my friend...why the fuck is it slowly killing me along with the rest of us? It's more like a backstabber.
Dear Math,
You have no friends, you won't accept the fact that your x is gone, and you always want people to solve your problems infinitely when all they want to do is go on with their lives. You leave nothing but anguish and resentment, causing people to waste their time to benefit your needs. GPA's have plummeted because of you and the honors of other courses have fallen. We are only human, not everyone knows the answer to the problems you're going through. Please find help. Go outside for fresh air. Seek lasting friendships. See a psychiatrist and put effort into solving your own problems for once.
Sincerely,
The stressed.
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