While waiting for WoW...

So I'm sitting here waiting for this patch from hell to finally DL. It got me thinking about things in the world so tonight I share.

1.) It wasn't the butler who did it but the taxman!
2.) You humans have a long way to go.
3.) Suzuki makes a pretty decent automobile but will never be seen as more than a great bike company here in the States thanks to the country's auto press. Fuckers
4.) Spinning on your head does not make your PC go faster.
5.) Neither does throwing your shoe at it.
6.) The # 7 sucks
7.) Fuck you 6
8.) Your both pathetic.
9.) Thats an awful lot of paper in the stockroom at work but not enough trees on the campus.
10.) I'm probably writing this to a handful of people. Tell your friends.
11.) Made Taco Pizza tonight. Spicy? Yes, Making it again? Nope.
12.) Duran Duran's greatest hits album rocks.
13.) So does Bloodhound Gang's "One Fierce Beercoaster"
14.) Is a great number to play hockey in.
15.) Tits and ass are great but they won't be around forever. Brains and a soul will.
16.) Usually by this point my hands start cramping from typing.
17.) And people have long since reading this dribble.
18.) Free hot sex porn
19.) Readership quintuples instantly.

Merry Christmas everyone.