Monday, January 15, 2007

Planet Earth needs more...

... 70 degree days in January.
... free range chickens
... hours in it's orbit, preferably 8.
... rainforests
... volcanoes forming islands in the pacific capable of supporting an infrastructure and pineapple farms.
... chicks in bikinis, yeah!
... people who know how to make ham and bean soup.
... bison.
... bobsled runs.
... people who lick poison dart frogs.
... Lynda Carter circa 1970-something
... ways to fight back against the human scourge and it's blasted "earth movers".
... cowbell.
... animals that are tasty.

3 comments:

Phain said...

i can't help you with the frog licking or the lynda cartering, but i make a mean pot of hoppin' john (as all self-respecting southern women should) - will that satisfy the ham and bean soup craving?

Booster MPS said...

mmmmmm Linda Carter. Here's to Scarlett Johansson and real boobs coming back in vogue.

Anonymous said...

Lynda Carter is HOT!!