Tuesday, May 24, 2005

A horse named Condom

Say your at a horse race park and there is a horse named "Condom" in the 5th race.

Here's some highlights from the commentators as the race is run.

Beginning of race:
"They're having a hard time getting Condom into the stall, they may have to push him harder."

At the start:
"Condom breaks out of the gate!"

Mid Race:
"Condom's got a great rhythm going in the rear"

Approaching the last turn:
"Here's comes Condom, Here comes Condom!"

Down the stretch:
"And look at Condom explode! He's all over the track!"

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