I'm looking for a few good men and women who are willing to enter with me into battle against the army of Scientology and save my future wife Katie Holmes. You see my soon-to-be got mixed up with this Tom Cruise fuckhead and now he's turning her into the hottest thing to ever hit LRonHubbard-ville.
Fuck Dianetics. (sp)
My mission is now this simple, infiltrate the organization, have Katie Holmes fall in love with me, then whisk her away in the night to my bedroom/deprogramming room.
Who's with me? You can do know wrong fighting along side a Keg of War.
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