For the 2006 wedding season the "author" of this here site has kept a perfect record for doing the following list at each wedding attended.
1. Wear a red shirt and tie.
2. Start the night of drinking off with a Jack and water.
3. Never finish said Jack and water.
4. Retell the story of New Years Eve 1996 to someone's date.
5. Realize that was over 10 years ago and order another beer.
6. Somehow leading the group in singing that Neil Diamond song that no one knows the name of but everyone knows the words to.
7. Get a second serving of pudding.
8. Break up a fight in the men's room between ex-boyfriends and current boyfriends.
Yup 3 for 3 this year.
5 comments:
that's something to be proud of...
You the man.
3 for 3...
How awesome is that? hehehe
I am sorry but I couldn't help but laugh at the fights in the mens bathroom... at a wedding! lol
Obviously not "Sweet Caroline", then...
I treat wedding and family funerals the same way...lol.
If I ever get married again...remind me to invite you!
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