Monday, September 04, 2006

Virgin

Ever had one?
I've had two myself.
First one was terrible in bed.
She was almost a recluse when I first met her. She came up to me at a hockey game I was playing in and told me I looked like Pavel Bure. After that we dated and she and I eventually well... see the title. I was a scumbag back then and actually dumped her about 3 months after deflowering her. Something she still mentions to her friends today.

The second virgin worked out much better actually. More later.

7 comments:

j said...

Nope.

Phain said...

been one ;)
never had one
would probably break him anyway :D

Booster MPS said...

^What she said^

Would end up in a scary Wedding Crashers kind of thing with my luck.

Sky said...

Agree with le chat...been one, never been with one and probably would break him (although I have had the opportunity recently to train a 34 yr old virgin)

Anonymous said...

Yes - and the last one was 38.

ROFL @ J...

Fame said...

been one ;)
never had one
would probably break him anyway :D

Ditto my girl le chat...

kimmyk said...

I was a virgin and so was honey when we first did the deed. 21 YEARS later...it's all good.

We learned together.

It works.