- Young women come into bar and proceed to bum drinks off of geeks and old men in bar. They drink free.
- Me and guys at other end of bar think this is the greatest show in the world.
- Sluts start making out with one another in bar.
- Both go into bathroom. Older woman comes out saying their doing cocaine in there.
- One young slut comes out of restroom yelling and removes older woman's wig.
- Sluts make out with one another more.
- Older woman slugs one of the younger sluts in the mouth.
- Hilarity ensues as the far end of the bar turns into a Three Stooges episode.
- Me and the guys buy another round while bartender wraps older womans hand in ice.
- Sluts are removed from the bar and thrown out into a thundering downpour.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Sluts, the Pub, and Cocaine
I just got done writing a five paragraph story on my local pub and the recent addition of some sluts who love their cocaine. It was a good post but I felt it was rather long so instead here's a much shorter synopsis.
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i would like to stand at the end of the bar with you and your friends and watch the show!
Holy hell... What I would have paid to watch that! As long as they didn't yank on my hair because well, its real. lol
Slutty slut slut sluttyness!
I love sluts, just love them.
Who can argue!?
Sluts provide the best forms of entertainment! What ever it may be!
Great summary of the story though!!
where exactly is THIS bar? :)
What a show! The wig, the girl fight, the making out, the throwing out - just perfect!
Life is never boring when 2 sluts are around I always say! Next time you go out drinking please call me 1-800-HOT-BABE I don't want to miss something like this ever... thanks. Fame
ummmmm.....that was me and Fame in the bar *hangs head in shame*
BUUUAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!1
Now that's what I call a good night!
That's really kind of sad.
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