Just woke up from a siesta where I was having a dream. In it I had just stormed out of a picnic where people kept eating all of the food off of my plate. I hopped in a car and started driving. Somehow I ended up on a bike and was cruising through a record store on it when a clerk stopped me. He sent me outside where there was a line of women waiting to audition for America's Top Model. So I rode my bike down the line then returned to the store and looked in the window. Through the window all of the women were being made to eat lollipops. So I turned to pedal away when a van started chasing me. Men with pig masks and bearing submachine guns started chasing after me on foot. Somehow I ran into my house and hid under the floor in a secret hideaway spot. The pigmen ran straight over where I was hiding so I opened up the trap door and was back at the picnic with another plate of food and a woman dressed in all white manning the grill.
I always wonder just what in the fuck dreams like this actually mean if they do indeed mean anything.
5 comments:
you scare me
;)
I just wanna hear more about the models licking lollipops
All I can say is Moooo :) That will explain your pigmen.
i think you need more fiber in your diet and less caffeine.
Don't east cheese late at night. It gives you nightmares....
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