Look what I picked up this morning. You know it's going to be the nastiest thing ever done to a liquid from a cow's utter. But in the interest of science and everything that is decent in this world I will drink it. I'm doing it for you the reader. Because I love you all and I know you will all chip in when the medical bills start rolling in after my visit to the hospital to have my stomach pumped clean of this beverage spawned in the 9th circle of Hell.
Pray for me.
UPDATE
Great god what the hell have they unleashed upon the world. This stuff has got to be the sweetest, thickest dairy product ever.
It pours a dark brown with the viscosity of thin sludge. On the palate it wraps around your sense of taste and constricts it until your able to save your tongue with water. The aftertaste is rank. I didn't taste Milky Way in it at all. In fact I went and grabbed a couple of Mily Way bars out of the office halloween bin and they kicked the milks ass taste wise.
So in conclusion if you dig super sweet chocolate milk this is the stuff for you. But I warn you there's no discernable Milky Way-ness about it.
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In other news this one's for my main squeeze Miss M.
She's never heard of a beet before. How that happened I haven't a clue. I used the word in Scrabble the other night online and she challenged and lost. So just to prove that beets actually exist here's a couple of photos.
Enjoy them loser.
Beets, they're good for your Scrabble game.
15 comments:
Well you drink it cause I bought some of that Bolthouse Farms Green Goodness and I'm tellin ya I could hardly choke it down. The visual and the thickness made me gag. I did however like the Chai Vanilla Tea from Bolthouse-that was pretty good.
Eating a milkyway leaves a thick chocolate taste in my mouth I can't imagine drinking it and not needing water or something to wash the coating out of my mouth. Good luck with this one.
Have ya seen the new MT DEW yet? That shit had my sons eyes wide open ..looked like he just smoked a bowl.
New Mt. Dew? I haven't seen it. Plus I haven't had soda in me on close to 2 months.
And I'm sorry to hear about your experience with the green stuff. I thought it was good.
I hope it's not too late but don't drink it! The mother was artificially inseminated and the baby was dragged away and locked up for veal the milk meant for the wee calf was abominated by the Milky Way company and turned into something preternaturally evil.
k o w, the things you will do for us readers, the sacrifices you make...
Beets? She has never heard of beets? The nasty little things that turn your fingers purple. She isn't missing much though I have to say.
KOW...all I gotta say...you better make sure she ain't an ALIEN..and confused her human manual with her praying mantis manual! You won't be drinking anything without a head! (if you don't remember my post on that -sorry) How can you not know what a beet is? I'm telling ya...aliens exist...they are here! lol
Hell, if you don't want it, I'll drink it. I think it sounds great. What could be better than Milky Way flavored chocolate milk?
And here are some more fun Scrabble words you can whip out next time:
aa - a form of lava (low scorer, but it's fun to say - ah ah)
xi - Greek letter
qat - it's a plant that a lot of people chew or make tea from in Arabic nations
did you drink it yet? it just seems like overkill to me. I like chocolate milk, but Milky Way milk? nahh....
I think I'll stick with a vodka & tonic. Hey, does Miss M read your blog? And how come you never mention her?
Hold on a minute...the guy who slugs down some macrobiotic, toxic-waste colored health drink made of broccoli, barley grass, and f@#king BLUE GREEN ALGAE is turning up his nose at chocolate milk???
You must have been miserable digging through all of that disgusting candy in your Halloween bag in search of those yummy organic tofu balls...
Anonymity my good wdky. But since she has made her debut here in the commenting area I will start telling stories about her.
And they'll be hot.
Oh, Misskow? I was going to ask you about that young lady!!
sorry to hear about your milky way mishap. i tend to get all my galaxies mixed up.
Fair enough k o w. I always get self-righteous around midnight.
You know I can't help it if I want to look good. It's the snob in me. And the fact of the matter is simple, I always look good when I go out. Women check me out top to bottom. Mothers and daughters both vie for my attention when walking by. I give them a quick wink or maybe say "nice boots" as I'm walking by. It's just being social, maybe slightly flirtatous.
This is going to make me sound narcisscistic but seriously look at this package and tell me you wouldn't sign for it day after day.
KoW, theeeee most horrid drink to ever reach the populas!! This crap damn near made me toss my cookies after drinking it. I literally took one sip and threw it to the curb. RANCID!
And KimmyK, would your sons eyes be sealed shut after smoking a bowl?? At least thats how I remember my buddies in high school. Things change in the 'smoke' community?? :P
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