Just a couple of quotes I was lucky enough to hear this morning while picking up my disgusting green juice,
"Can I get a half pound of jumbo shrimp?"
"That'll equate to about 5 shrimp"
"Ok then make it 6."
"I love this sausage, but it's too hot in my mouth."
Woman on cell phone in line..."Tom Cruise's girlfriend is ugly, I know she's pregnant but she's still ugly."
"I need more Q-Tips."
"You can't stuff your bird after you've brined it."
"$3.50 for a bottle of juice?"
"You haven't tried it yet with vodka."
"At 7am?"
"Especially at 7am."
Ok so that last one was me and the checkout lady.
13 comments:
Hmm...never had one burn in my mouth. They should see a doctor about that. :)
HAHAHA
Being the lush that I am...
Almost any juice mixes with vodka... I am not a big fan of screwdrivers though. :-)
"it's too hot in my mouth"... LMAO!
Good call sirreene. Wine and then dine.
I just know the first ones must have been said by middle aged women, because the tragic thing is that they made perfect sense to me.
omg hhhahahhahah loved it!!!! and i know this is right --->Can I get a half pound of jumbo shrimp?"
"That'll equate to about 5 shrimp"
"Ok then make it 6."
lol
I don't mind my sausage hot, it's the salty taste that kills me.
It's surreal. By the way, can you clarify which of you said what, please?
The checkout lady started with the "$3.50" comment and I followed up with the vodka.
what green juice are u drinkin?
and its too hot in my mouth...really I would be courious to where else she tried putting it to compare it with lol.
That green goodness ( pfft! ) is nasty Kow. How do you choke it down???
I do like the Chai Tea w/ Vanilla though. I never would have found it if I wasn't looking at the green shit.
wait-- who's drinking vodka at 7am-- you or the checkout lady?
That last one made me laugh really, really hard.
You should get some counseling. Although, I'm the one to talk. I don't know what I'd do in the morning without that first hit from the crack pipe.
It was a joke with the lady. I rarely drink liquor anymore.
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