Growing up I loved to do Mad Libs. I've been meaning to write one for the site here and today I present the first edition of what I like to call "Fug Libs". Your task as the reader is to copy and paste the following short into your comments and replace the words in parenthesis with a response.
I look forward to seeing what you all come up with. Happy Friday.
Sally was (verb) down the street one day when she found a (noun). She was amazed by the way it (verb) in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something (adjective) and (adjective). Now in her hand was a (noun) which all of a sudden had grown (plural noun). Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to (adverb) place it on the ground and (verb) away from it (adverb). All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a (noun) back home and locked her (noun). It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a (noun) as it was crossing the (noun) to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
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Sally was walking down the street one day when she found a dead cat. She was amazed by the way it shriveled up in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something moist and cold. Now in her hand was a rabbits foot which all of a sudden had grown nails.
Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to consequently place it on the ground and step away from it quickly. All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a escaped convict back home and locked her bathroom door. It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a school bus as it was crossing the street to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
Sally was jogging down the street one day when she found a dildo. She was amazed by the way it glinted in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something smooth and hot. Now in her hand was a tarantula which all of a sudden had grown 8 additional legs. Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to gingerly place it on the ground and get the dildo away from it quickly. All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a cheetah with its tail on fire back home and locked her chastity belt. The tarantula was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by an 18 Wheeler hauling sod as it was crossing the interstate to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
'Twas fun but I'm totally a tard at times. ;-P Happy Friday!
Wait, you have Sally all through it and "Sandy" in one part...
Sally was skating down the street one day when she found a pickle. She was amazed by the way it hadn't rotted in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something mushy and fuzzy. Now in her hand was a garden gnome which all of a sudden had grown a mohawk. Confused now Sally didn't know what to do with it. She decided to quickly place it on the ground and back away from it while taking off her skates. All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a horse with a horse fly on its ass back home and locked her bedroom door. It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a flying iPod as it was crossing the sidewalk to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
Moral of the story: The best kind of gnome...is a metrognome!
(Yeah. Painkillers rock.)
Bwhahah! I always play madlibs without reading the story first. So I just went in and put in the words... Totally doesn't make sense, and that's what makes them awesome.
Sally was picketing down the street one day when she found a refridgerator. She was amazed by the way it enamored in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something crusty and smooth. Now in her hand was a Zorse which all of a sudden had grown iPods. Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to inadvertantly place it on the ground and sodomize away from it nonchalantly. All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a book back home and locked her beer. It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a Xbox 360 as it was crossing the ocean to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
I loved MadLibs!!! I am going to put in the first word that I can think of without reading the story so it will be like the real MadLibs :).
Sally was (sleeping) down the street one day when she found a (bed). She was amazed by the way it (swam) in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something (furry) and (slimy). Now in her hand was a (ball) which all of a sudden had grown (tadpoles). Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to (slowly) place it on the ground and (run) away from it (quickly). All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a (car) back home and locked her (panties). It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a (vibrator) as it was crossing the (handcuffs) to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
Sally was sauntering down the street one day when she found a used condom. She was amazed by the way it glistened in the sun. So she picked it up and put it in her pocket. As she continued down the street she felt a rumble in her pants pocket. She reached into her pocket and felt something soft and round. Now in her hand was a penis which all of a sudden had grown ears. Confused now Sandy didn't know what to do with it. She decided to quickly place it on the ground and run away from it immediately. All of a sudden it began to chase her. Sally turned and ran. She ran harder than a greyhound back home and locked her windows. It was in hot pursuit and ended up getting hit by a motor scooter as it was crossing the sidewalk to Sally's house. Sally was saved. The End
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