Two virgins are just weeks away from getting married. The soon to be bride turns to her fiancee and says "Honey I want you to know before our wedding night that I have small breasts." He quickly states back "Well since we're sharing I want you to know that I'm hung like a baby."
The wedding day comes and the reception was great. As the newlyweds stand in the honeymoon suite the bride takes off her dress and asks her new husband "What do you think?" "I think they're great" he states and now it's his turn. He unzippers his pants and drops his drawers. She immediately faints and he catches her in his arms. An hour later she wakes up. "You said you were hung like a baby!" "I am my love, I'm 20 inches long and it weighs about 7 pounds."
13 comments:
Ha ha ha!
Oh lord.
does he have a brother?
Love it!!
A classic.
He probably spit up on her too, huh?
should have seen that one comming... LMAO!
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
ROFLMAO!
i'm sorry, i laughed hysterically at the line: "Two virgins are just weeks away from getting married"
what was the rest of the joke again?
Hahaha - good one!
*crosses legs*
Nice. Although I'm sure a 20" baby is a bit larger than one would noramlly expect. Or is that the point?
I need more sleep.
20 inches...that sounds a bit scary.
20"..holy *#$& I don't want it going in one end and out the other.
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