Monday, June 12, 2006

Water War

Ok remember when you were a kid and it was summer time and all the other kids on the street had the brand new water gun while you were stuck watching them have a fun time? Sure you do, you were pissed that you didn't have the new water gun and Mom wasn't letting you use the hose anymore since you squirted your neighbor's kitty.

So what did you do?

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If your were like me you went and got the turkey baster out of the kitchen drawer and filled a bucket. Hell yeah! All of a sudden instead of delivering a small, tiny stream of water to someone's shirt you were soaking the living caca out of someone with every "baster full". No one could beat you in a water war. You were king of the street, the living embodiment of water war supremacy... right up until the point your mom walked out looking for her bucket she used to mop the floors with. All of a sudden all of your friends had that newly waxed glow about them.

Yeah turkey basters were the shit.

6 comments:

Fame said...

LMAO! Kisses Fame!

kimmyk said...

I don't remember ever using the turkey baster...but here's why....

I grew up in the country-we used the hose...cause the water came from the well. It was free.

But if my mom saw us using the hose for anything other than its original use-we'd have to water the garden. It sucked growing up in the country at times.

PG said...

omg we had THE best water fights!
We also had apple fights, and pear fights, and, believe it or not, acorn fights! The acorn fights obviously didn't last long... natch, someone got hurt rather quickly!
But I still love chasing around the kids at cookouts, stealing their water guns (super soakers! so cool!), and soaking them through and through!
Awesome memories, k o w!

jamwall said...

i just carried around a turkey baster except i claimed that i bagged jodie foster..

WDKY said...

Misskow, don't be naughty!

And what about throwing water-filled balloons out the window at unsuspecting passers-by? Mind you, I do recall grabbing the turkey baster too :-)

lolly said...

Never used a turkey baster, but we did use hose pipes to completely soak each other through.