Cars

k o w :So how was the beef and beer last Friday.
T: Fun, sorry you missed it.
Get into any trouble?
Don't I always? "A" brought a friend who brought a friend.
Ready made blind date, can't beat that.
Yeah see I didn't get home until 6 am.
You didn't fuck him did you?
Yeah I did, I think it was because he drove a brand new Corvette.
So you fucked him because he drove a Vette'?
I think so, is that bad?
Nah, cars are an essential part of pulling ass. That night it did it's job.