I just wanted to let everyone know that I just started the "Institute for Advanced Gaming Research".
We here at the I.A.G.F. are committed to research the effects that videogames have on today's young minds here in the United States and throughout the world. Through our methods we feel we can accomplish this goal within the next 5 years. But research like this is not cheap. In order to be able to fully understand the nueroses that stem from videogaming we will need funding on a large scale. Our researchers will need to be outfitted with the latest in videogaming hardware. We will also need a climate controlled building in which to conduct our studies in. While it may look like a comfortable living room set up to you it is in fact our laboratory.
Anyone who would like to contribute to our non-profit organization can send donations to:
Institute for Advanced Gaming Research
c/o "Dr." Pete Kegowar
1234 Anywhere St.
Philadelphia, PA 19154
Let's defeat this menace ruining our childrens minds together, send us your money now.
2 comments:
Are you looking for any test subjects?
I'm applying for research analyst, and I prefer to study the effects on women. Fuck kids!
Women are where its at!
You find a good woman in to gaming, and you're damn near a utopian society!
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