Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Talking Sex in Psych Class

Last night was the wackiest effing moment thus far in my academic career.

We were talking about behaviors when my Professor decided to use sex as the example about changing a behavior.

Let me set the scene. I'm one of 3 guys in this class surrounded by women none of which catch my fancy at all.

So we were all discussing behaviors when my professor stated she had an example. She starts "One behavior I can use as an example concerns men and the use of a condom. If your man refuses to use one then you have to change that behavior. First you can explain to him that there are diseases out there. Next you can tell him about pregnancy and how to prevent it. If those don't work and he still refuses to not use a condom simply tell him your not going to have sex with him unless he wears one."

So far so good right, read on true believers...

"If he still refuses to wear a condom simply tell your man that if he insists on havng sex without a condom then he's going to have to sleep in the wet spot for the rest of the night."
Holy fuck I thought to myself. Did a professor actually just go there? This is a college course right? I was flabbergasted and it takes alot for me to get that way.
I really like this course now and envision an A since now I should be able to write my papers as dirty as I want. If she gives me a low grade I'll simply remind her of this little story and wait for the A to hit my GPA.

2 comments:

Galen said...

Hahahaha. I'm glad you're having a good time.

modous said...

I wish my class would have been like that. One time while playing hangman during my English class in my freshman year the word looked like this

org_ _ _ _

I said Orgasm, and my teacher just looked at me with her eyes and mouth wide open.

The word was Organic. Go figure