Stopped by Taco Bell last night. The voice came through the speaker like it was the devil speaking to me. "Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like a value meal?" Fuck yeah I did and I told the guy that and I quote "Give me that new crunchy shit shaped like a frisbee." Now let me pause here and tell you all that I find it fun to totally be nuts when ordering food through a voice box, just ask Mr Silverblood. He's heard me order from Arby's before.
Anyway the guy on the other end tells me to pull around. So I pull around and the ugliest woman in the world is standing there. "$4.97 please" Holy fuck is this really happening? She was definitely a woman with big, sloppy tits and no adam's apple but she sounded like Barry White. then I noticed something. Her nametag said "Leon". I'm totally fucking confused and I think she is too because when I handed her the money I said "Here you are sir, mamm." So she hands me back a bag full of napkins and no food. I just stayed there wondering what was next when she said "Sir is everything alright?" I simply said where's my food? "Oh shit I forgot that part!" he/she clamors and off she bobbles to grab my stuff.
Moral of the story: None really except if your going to eat at Taco Bell try one of those new crunchy things.
2 comments:
haha
I remember that. You were so ultra extremely polite, it was positively sickening. I loved every second of it.
lmfao. hahah.
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