Have you tried the greatest candybar to trot down Gumdrop Lane in the past 10 years?
This thing will fill your mouth with some much chocolatey, peanut buttery, nougaty goodness you'll think you died and went to Hershey Park. I love these things. All this talk of health, giant rubber band machines, and protein made me think about what I eat that's wrong. After much thought (ok like 3 minutes) the only thing I could come up with as being bad for me was this candy bar. But then look at the name? "Fast Break". Flip them over and you have "Break Fast"... Breakfast. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! This candybar is good for me! Dig it!
Advice:
This section is for you readers that I know through the internet or real life who are in need of some advise. This advise though is for everyone as it is extremely beneficial.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
The way to get over the hump is to start humping.
Always use a condom.
Always make sure to keep track of how many people you slept with 11 months ago when the first paternity test comes back with a result you didn't expect.
Get the job done and bullshit at the bar after work.
Abba's "Fernando" is fucking awesome. Listen to it to pick yourself up when your down.
and lastly
3 card poker in Atlantic City is a tough game to win at.
6 comments:
Can you hear the drums Fernandooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Dont. Let. Kim. Anywhere. Near. You. When. You. Play. That. Song.
mmm fast breaks...
= evil food
Hahaha. Funny.
Nope. No candy here, Keg. I walked right by all their chocolatey goodness this evening. :)
My first step in the thin direction. ;)
That's just wrong, Pete. You realize all of us soon-to-be-former-fatties are salivating all over our keyboards now, right. Damn you and your peanut-buttery dreams!!
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