Monday, December 19, 2005

Scratch and Win Christmas!!!

Ok so to start off our week of nothing but Christmas I got an idea as I was pumping gas today why not play some of those scratch and win tickets put out each year very merrily? This post cost me $3 so you'd better read on to see what happens.That's them. $3 worth of Cookie Dough, the PA's lottery sure fire way to get you in the spirit of the holidays by bilking you for your cash in an effort to help the state's senior citizens. Wait don't they have Social Security already? Why do they get the proceeds from these things? Ahh who cares! I asked for 2 red and one green because green is my favorite color and it represents greed. I like greed too.
Number 1
Well we almost had $1,000 bucks to buy more christmas gifts with on this card.I scratched going left to right and as you can see I started with 2 $1,000's. I was all giddy, like a kid on Christmas morn except I unwrapped the rest of my gifts and found it to be underwear. Look at that card what a fucking tease.
Number 2

This card didn't bring the hard cheese until the end running two $20 signs out there to finish it off. The $40's were nice to see but lets face it nobody ever wins $40 on these things. There is no middle ground here.
Number 3

No luck here either. I do like the green on this card for what it's worth. Sure we just lost $3 but it was for a shot at alot more. Plus this money goes towards important things like pinnochle tables and bathing caps for senior day at the local community pool.

Merry Christmas... Next up I'm baking cookies. There's a first time for everything.
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8 comments:

Brandon Cackowski-Schnell said...

The old people need the proceeds of these cards so that they can sign their social security checks over to the casinos in AC.

7:33 AM
Danielle said...

Hey hey hey!!!
My grandmom LOVES those scratch offs. In fact, on her birthday and christmas I buy her scratc offs every year, like 50 bucks worth, she loves them!! and thats part of her xmas present this year!

8:16 AM
Sky said...

Sorry babe, you didn't get the loot! So what kind of cookies you baking?

8:22 AM
PG said...

Ehhh, better luck next time!

At least you reminded me that scratch tix make good stocking stuffers! Thank you!!

9:23 AM
ladylongfellow said...
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10:01 AM
ladylongfellow said...

Now everyone is gonna run out and buy scratchies! The "blue hairs" are gonna be celebrating! It'll be a "pharm" party at the nursing homes and retirement villages now.

See what you have done now? Contributing to the delinquency of bloggers!

10:02 AM
Networkchic said...

You know I've only bought one of those instant lottery tickets once and I won $100. You hate me now don't you?

10:48 AM
... j said...

i tell you man, the lotto people are all fashists, all i freegin want to to win mega millions, but Nooo..... give it some hick in California. Close thoguh man, close though

8:22 PM

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