This movie has classic written all over it. Bill Goldberg was once a wrestling superstar. Now he's playing a murderous Santa Claus. This is going to be fucking awesome! Thanks to Bones for bringing this movie to my attention.Read this description:
Santa (Goldberg) is actually Satan, who 1,000 years ago lost a curling match to an angel. For a millennia, Satan/Santa had to be a good, giving and jolly fellow. But now the bet, and Santa’s good cheer are over as the ruler of hell has a naughty list and he aims to fill it. It will suddenly dawn on police what the once beloved Santa’s modus operandi is when the map in their mock station is filled with dozens of coloured tacks indicating crime scenes. As the bodies pile up, they realize the pins on the map are taking on the shape of a Christmas tree, giving authorities a clue as to where the naughty elf will strike next.
4 comments:
C'mon the fucker lost a curling match! This is fucking gold!
Goldberg was our favourite wrestler, and then he just... disappeared (along with Brock Lesner). Just wait till I tell the kids!!!
That looks sweet, I need to check this out.. Nice Find.
Goldberg hosts a show called automanic on the history channel. ITs a great show, but you can see why he stopped wrestling, he is using all his money to buy old cars that cost millions.
This is so worth your time. Instant classic! It actually aired a few weeks ago on Spike (or TNT or some shit) but was edited for tv.
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