Thursday, February 23, 2006

Turtle Hump

Why is it that whenever I go to the zoo turtles hump around me?
Anyone wanna see the film of them getting it on?
By the way this kind of thing is illegal in South Dakota.


14 comments:

Caterpillar said...

I've heard that turtles have long necks, but I've never seen it before - and that's some freaky-looking shit!! It's really kind of gross!

I'll never look at a turtle the same way again!

PG said...

Go figure.
Turtles really DO hump.
You would think the damn shell gets in the way....
Gives new meaning to wearing protection, doesn't it?
;)

Blueprincesa said...

you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.

... j said...

holy shit, look at those necks, I didnt know turtles went erect!?

k o w said...

Hell yeah. In fact that male turtle humped her for a solid 25 minutes straight. That fucker could hup let me tell ya.

WDKY said...

Lucky bastards.

Anonymous said...

Their heads are so phallic.

serenah said...

yeow...

kimmyk said...

Ok, so that's a whole lotta turtle lovin' go on right there....and it's all pyramid style. Crazy ass turtles....

Did you sit there for 25 mins. watchin' 'em? Kinda pervy of ya don'tcha think KOW? You're a kinky one KOW..I like that in my friends.

Danielle said...

holy shit lol

Aaron said...

KoW, nothing beats the turtle humpin the wrong way, lol, but that is pretty damn close!!

Must be the shower soap you use! :P

Blondie... said...

Well, your turtles humping beat any of the monkeys I've saw wacking off at the zoo!! lol

finally forgiving said...

Disturbing...I've NEVER seen turtles hump before.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

ladylongfellow said...

Turtle humping....iguana masturbation? What is this world coming too!