Hey I just checked the Fuggo email account and I got fanmail from an unknown reader. If this is your letter fess up. The email came in from a "John". If your John I pledge to bring you more of what you came here looking for.
Check it out:
Dear Editor,
Where is the flair in your writing? It has taken a slight nose dive. Mind you it is still great but it seems to be missing the peanut in the peanut butter. The cheese on the pizza. The sour in the sour patch bears. The sweetness in the brady bunch. The sauce in apple sauce. The ice in ice cream. The nakedness in sex. soooooooooooooooo on. I am just one opinion in this crazy planet called Earth. By the way what happened to crazy articles about food sex and beer. America and Earth needs more of that.
Furthermore you should publish letters from your fans . It may boost your already great website.
Sincerely,
Devoted Reader
15 comments:
i take offense to his thinking that there is something wrong with clothed sex.
viva la frottage!!!
I'm John, come spank me for being bad :P.
You get fan mail? Damn, that says something right there. I don't get any fan mail.
I was shocked by it actually. I don't check that email too often and found this today.
dry humping, what? yeah... i dont get fan mail. Bastard!
What I want to know is what the fuck does this person mean by nosedive?
[reads last 3 weeks of posts]
Oh I see... touche'
Nosedive, far from my friend!
I agree. You'd better buck your ideas up pronto.
Man on one hand he's tellin ya your blog sucks [read-ie. nosedive] then he's all up your ass kissin' it tellin you you have a great website. He's right though you know....I useta look forward to the wild way out whacky drink reviews ya did-now I aimlessly wonder the grocery store lookin for drinks...sometimes I even think to myself "What would KOW think of this drink?" like Coke Blak. Have you tried that? I thought of you when I saw the commercial thinking you would review this. Now I know you are not a critic but...you're good at that stuff.
Anyway, whats a blogger gotta do to get a fanbase email? I don't get emails like that.
Shit. I suck as a blogger.
I am a the ghost writer. Call me Dear John...! I wrote the editor just to say the usual flair has not been there. I never said the blog sucked to all of the ignorant readers who just assumed that. You are wrong. IT IS A GREAT BLOG, better than some of the mindless dribble I read of the sites of those who comment here. What you mindless people missed is that his craziness is not in the blog like it use to be.. What happened to naked body parts or more of turtles humping turtles, great and interesting green drinks, or of comments of bear or top ten lists. Some of your goofy accounts.
To all of you who tried to assume what I said you are all the first three letters of assume.
Mr. Fuggo keep up the good work and to the sluts get a new hobby besides jerking off to this website!!!! Later Fuggo
Whoa hold up here fucker. Where do you get off calling my readers names? I'm leaving your post up since I did edit down your previous note to me.
I love you k o w. Just wish I had more time to read. I might now as part of my winding down activities might be a stop at my local coffee shop with free wi-fi.
You know I love you too kow. I wish I had as much time as I once had to peruse all of my favorite blogs. I do manage to catch up after a few days.
Oh, one more thing. Mr. Anonymous can bite my ass. I love it when people make shitty remarks and can't post their real identity. Mr. Anonymous if you are reading this, try brushing up on your English skills.
Sky, I only have three words for you --GET A LIFE. I just laugh at the fact, you take what I say literally. I have no more words to waste on you and your juvenile way!
The initial email sounds a little like Tom Robbins!
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