Hangovers suck. Especially when you came home last night drunk and horny. You went and took a piss, brushed your teeth and then went to the bedroom ready to get laid. But what did you do? Well first you kissed a couple of spots and then you passed out between her boobs.
Now it's the next morning, you have blue balls, and the hangover just won't fucking quit.
But you did score a growler of Dogfish Head's Verde Verde Good naturally green beer. So you did score in a way.
Is that sausage I smell? Holy shit it's bangers and mashers!
3 comments:
hahaha.... im sure she was thrilled about you passing out ontop of her
Well, at least you feel better now. Presumably.
What happens when you fall asleep in that position, and then you wake up and inadvertantly plump up the pillows?
OMG!!
do you KNOW how much trouble i have gotten into for exactly what you did?!?!?
how on EARTH did you get out of that?
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