I stole a horse last night. I didn't mean to do it. See I was walking, actually more like hopping, around the country side minding my own business when I came up on this small inn. Outside of it was this black stallion. Regal in a way only a horse can be I walked up to it when all of a sudden I was asked if I wanted to ride? Sure I did and so I hopped on it's saddle and the enxt thing I knew I had a guard slashing at my left boot. I reared the beast around and took off down the road. About 300 yards down the road I could see a torch light. Another guard was waiting fo me so I just galloped past him but now he was in hot pursuit. Over hills and through streams me and my steed ran. As I turned around I could see that now 5 guards were onto me and closing. The horse showed no signs of tiring so I continued on.
After about 20 minutes of running I turned to find no one there. I had escaped. I looked to the west to see a small town unfolding through the early morning fog. I sped the horse towards the town awaiting whatever adventure lied ahead.
Now what do I call my horse? I like Oblivion.
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Why k o w, that sounds like a positively lovely evening. I've always wanted to get a stallion and name him "Mufasa"
This game is gonna suck me in too.
I left you a package at the INN in town.
Ask the fair maiden behind the bar for a drink and tell her I sent you. She'll know what to do.
Good luck..
...and I like Oblivion too....cause I don't think you could name him Kim...cause that would've been my second choice.
See, I knew this was going to happen. I don't want to play the game, I had no interest in it whatsoever. But it's building with every post like this I read. Soon, I'll cave, hardly play it, and regret when a game I actually want drops and I can't afford it. It happens every time.
Sui Juris
what game is this?
Hmmmm. How about Abouttimeyoudidsomebloodywork?
GRRRR, my dick just got hard with envy. I want a 360 for THIS GAME!
No more mooooooo? *sob
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