... in a galaxy far, far away there is an alien who is typing on his form of a keyboard a post for his blog about nothing. He is writing the same exact thing as I am writing right now probably. All of his alien friends will read this post and think about it for a second before moving on.
... there is someone getting laid right now. Their not exactly enjoying it. In fact it is more of a charity fuck. You see their good friends with the person their fucking and felt bad for them and their lack of getting laid. So their lying their thinking of someone writing a blog about them in this act. "Can't they cum already?"
... a child is really pissed off he has to sit through another religon class at his Catholic school. All his friends are in public school and seem to enjoy it. They can cut class, smoke, run around, and if need be repeat the grade because it'll be better the second time around. He though is getting straight A's and wishes he wasn't but the fear of god and his parents is enough to keep him in his seat.
... some asshole is complaining about his coffee at the local Starbucks. This little conflict with the clerk is going to ruin his day. He's going to have a miserable day at work and then go home to his wife who's going to tell him about how she fucked his friend this morning for charity.
11 comments:
i [heart] that last one. people not to be.
Fruit Loop. You are a fruit Loop.
Are you having a slow day???
;)
No slow day here. This post just popped into my head as I was writing something else.
kow man, I can totally identify with you,especially the whole parallel universe thing. Its been my thought recently that our existence is nothing more then some crazy alien's elementary scool science project.
Ah pity fucks are the worst. haha
This was actually a really cool post... You're omnipresent KOW. ;-)
I think about that kinds stuff a lot too. Like, how many people are doing this exact thing right now?
reminds me of the french film, amelie...great post!! :)
i always tell my kids when we look at the sky there's probably someone on some planet looking at us at the very exact moment.
um..for the record-i've never done a pity charity fuck. but you did make it so appealing...sort of.
Does make ya wonder doesn't it folks.
We think along very similar lines, KOW. It's the others who are all mad, obviously.
Have I asked you if you like Battlestar Galactica?
Man, why aren't you a real writer again? I award you post of the week.
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