They're fucking around with Spiderman again apparently. Now they want to change his suit to this piece of shit. I haven't read comics consistently in over 12 years. Once in awhile I go back for a book called Alpha Flight but thats about it so I've missed out on alot of things. This new Spiderman looks rediculous. Does Steinbrenner dare fuck with the Yankees uniform? No! Would the owner of the LA Lakers screw around with their uniforms? Hell no! So why is it that these asswads over at Marvel publishing feel the need to fuck with the way Spiderman looks?
How bad does that look? It's terrible. It looks like whoever drew him up colored him in red and then fucked up with a yellow highlighter. And what's with those knee caps? Is Lindsay Lohan playing Spiderman now? Now that I think of it his head looks exactly like an alien's head.
Yes it's a slow day today, it usually is when I post 3 things. Content, content, cointent.
Contributing credit goes to Bones for this one, thanks for shedding the light on this horror.
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this guy looks sharp; sharp as it get to close and his many pointy bits will slice you.
there are just somethings that do not and should not be changed.
And a horror it is. Aside from the ridiculous uniform and the aliens head, the body's all out of propoition. Any self-respecting crime lord would piss himself laughing if this pillock came flying towards him.
Batman could kick this guy's ass :-)
that's kinda fucked up. What happened to his legs? They're all scrawny and malnutritioned like.
I think this is supposed to be some kind of take on Iron Man's armor (hence the red and yellow), so hopefully it isn't a full fledged costume change. Of course why Petey needs Iron Man's armor is another ball of ridiculousness altogether.
He's is in fact getting this armor from Tony Stark, apparently Joe Q thinks it will be interesting to see what happens between the two if Tony has some leverage over Peter. I can't imagine anybody else finding that interesting, but who gives a fuck about what anybody but Joe Q wants, right?
Oh, and Shan'chelle? You are absolutely correct. Batman would fuck this guy up.
oh no way they need to leave spideys shit alone. why they always have to change the god things? i dont get it.
Actually, I think it's kinda cool.
But then, I was once an avid Spider-Man reader, adored Spider-Man as a child and, frankly, I think the old red/blue/black is getting kinda stale.
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