I gotta apologize

These last 2 posts have been disgusting to look at. I actually had better idea for posts. Some involved the P&V relationship. Some involved me putting flame to various pieces of meat run through with metal rods. I actually was going to throw some of my poetry at your asses but I'm extremely shy about that side of me and thusly will not share it unless incessantly prodded. Besides it's nearly Vogonic.

I could have talked about past loves an me running through cemetaries naked. I guess I could have wrote something about the time when I was 17 and had to carry my drunk girlfriend home over my shoulder from the park while getting yelled at by an old woman who hated my guts. You see this old woman had 4 cats that did nothing but piss all over the porch of my childhood home. So to prevent them from doing it I put out mothballs knowing that they were lethal to felines. Well a week later two of her cats were dead, poisoned. She tried to file charges but the mothballs were on my porch and therfore not breaking any laws. I know for a fact that if she had a cat like the one to the right here I would have needed a bazooka to take the thing down.

Anyway I got my girlfriend home that night safely. She had too much Zima to drink I guess and couldn't walk back to her house. She thanked me with a kiss on the cheek and tapped my bottom before sneaking into her house through the porch window.

So in conclusion I guess I sorta blogged about something here. I did touch on running through a cemetary naked once. I was 17 and wanted to see this girls boobs in the worse way without having to buy her dinner. So being the exhibitionist that I am I told her I'd strip nude and run through a local cemetary if she would go topless for 10 minutes once we got back to my place. I ran, she got topless, and my buddies viewing through front window got the greatest free show a teenage boy could get.