Monday, September 12, 2005

Who's f*#king who?


Dinner parties with friends always make for interesting debates. This past weekend was no different. Me and Ms. M went out with 2 other couples for dinner and a movie. While enjoying dessert the question "Is the person on top always the the one doing the fucking?" pops out of a certain blog authors mouth.

Now hear me out. The person on top is almost always the one doing most of the action. In just about every position whether it be missionary, doggystyle, or (insert your favorite position here) the person on top is the one "stuuping" the other. The person on bottom is moving but just enough to hit the right spot to to further enhance the pleasure of the act.

Now at the table the 3 women in attendance agreed that my theory is not true. "Rubbish" one of them threw out. They argued that the person on bottom is f*#king the person just as well. This debate went on for 30 minutes and continued well into the parking lot. I told them all I'd post it here for debate so here it is.

Today's discussion topic:
Should the person on top be considered the fucker while the person on the bottom the fuckee?


12 comments:

Networkchic said...

Well I'd say most of the time the person on top is the 'f*cker' but sometimes you get that lazy a**hole who just barely moves the motion in the ocean so the person on the bottom is forced to use their magic powers of flexibility and strength...to finish the job.

NewYorkMoments said...

not necessarily. Sometimes the person on top stays sort of still & the one on the bottom does all the action. AND when I'm on the bottom or on the receiving end of doggy style, I'm always moving & grabbing & clenching & unclenching my cunt muscles.

k o w said...

Ok I see where your both coming from.Tightening up around us guys sure does qualify as movement while doing the fantastic. Grabbing counts too and that was somehing that did not come up in the discussion. Like when someone grabs the others hair. Good call ladies.

modous said...

The one that is doing the "motion" is the fucker no ifs, ands or buts. The fuckee is the one that is doing the least amount of work.

ram2600 said...

Of course the f*cker is on top. When a girl says she wants to f*ck you, she dont get on the bottom... she will get on top and ride the nite away....
till its time to switch and repay the pleasure.

jamwall said...

hey! wow! you found my pornographic clipart cartoons! glad to see that people are using it!

k o w said...

I googled that image under "positions". Great minds think alike.

Blueprincesa said...

Well, in my opinion, I'd say that when most men are on the bottom they're being fucked, and when most women are on the top they're fucking, but sometimes it's the other way around. Either way, nobody likes a "starfish".

k o w said...

Okay what in the world is a "starfish" Blue?

NewYorkMoments said...

OK---you can be on top and NOT be doing the fucking. I had a fab one night stand with a nice Scottish boy & I got on top of his cock & he held my hips still & thrusted from below. His choice---it didn't thrill me, but he liked it. & he was doing the fucking from the bottom.

k o w said...

That makes sense. Never heard it called a starfish before but it's appropriate.

Although thinking about that technique is a little fucked up. If you just kinda kneeled there while he thrusted up inside would totally ruin my hypothesis. I need to test this now to see if it's doable and if I can cum from it.

NewYorkMoments said...

Well, he sure came from it...