I've been asked to work the door at a show in New York this coming Saturday night. It's going to pay well, I'll be fed, and honestly it's an easy buck. The only down side is that it's a real long day on my feet.
I've also been promised an entire day of sex for Saturday. I'd have to skip making the money but I would get off aplenty. I've been assured I would be fed, and I'd be on my back more than my feet. Plus I've been promised a massage.
So what do I do people? Go to N.Y. and get paid lots of money to stand at a door and throw people out of a club or stay in Philly and get laid all day long?
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That's a tough one. Personally, I'd opt for the s*x if you know the s*x is going to be great.
Erm...So are you being offered the "day of s*x" as a bribe so you don't go to NY?
Pretty much. She'd rather have me down here than up there flirting with the girls in line.
I think.
Dude, sex is overrated! Being the P.I.M.P. that you are you should be able to score that whenever, where ever.
Money on the other hand you have to take it when you can get it. Ya know it's the new 'sex'!!!
Sex is overrated? What has Florida done to your brain my man?
Scary, if you think s*x is overrated, you haven't been having it with the right people.
Wow...A bribe...Soon you'll be tied in a closet in a gimp suit. ;-)
I don't look at like as a bribe. It's more of a "I haven't had sex with you in 2 weeks so let's get together." kind of a deal.
I'm leaning towards the sex. 2 weeks is a long time to only masturbate.
TWO weeks? Sh*t.
Problem is work is 11 am until at least 2am Sunday. Add on the fact that I'll be a 2 hour ride away there will be no time for a romp.
Yeah I dunno... depends on how regularly you get laid. If it's often, take the money. If it's not, take the sex.
Well, which one will be more of an 'experience'? If the sex is something you've had before and will surely get again...go for the money.
2 weeks, rubbing one out... try 13 months. Heck give me Maxim or FHM and a towel and i'm golden like a shower!! hehe, i'd go for the loot, then come back to make up sex... f0-sh0!!! thats the P.I.M.P in me, tho!
Go to NY! Any woman offering a day of sex with you sounds willing to offer it another day! Are you my Philly lurker on my blog? lol
Nah, the sunshine hasn't gotten to my head. I think gettin it 2 times a day may make me forget how bad it sucks not having it. And your right 2 weeks with Mr. Hand can be pretty frustrating!
I would, however, suggest you give the old 'stranger' a try! Sit on your hand til it falls asleep and your, like Saw said, 'golden like a shower!' LMAO, classic Saw!!!
Let's just apply a little pragmatism here. If the sex is likely to be good, don't turn it down. But insist on being paid what you would have made had you gone to NY.
There - simple.
LOL! There is an abundance of good sex out there in this world you just have to know where to find it. Besides, if you've had this girl before its not like she won't be there when you get back. Trust me if she can go at it for an entire day for real then she will be needing it again soon no matter how perturbed she is with you for ditching her for money....not sure I would take my own advice though :-)
look at it this way, the sex may seem like a good idea now, but after a 3-5 times you'll be all sore and won't want it any more, and you'll be laying there while thinking how you could be - right at that moment, making an arseload of cash. Plus you can get sex all the time.
Can someone tell me why I'm leaning towards the sex?
Anyone?
I really don't need the cash.
i say get the sex and the massage. but tell her you want gas money...i dont know....hell i'd take the money myself but i'm not trying to sound superficial.
oh and you know what-you could get sexed up in NY.
win win situation.
take the sex asshole.
ushering or handing out programs gives u no time 4 pickups or anything else, but when curtain goes up u'r done, unless u gotta stay for intermission.
or do u mean "doorman"? as in bouncer?
if the pay's really good, which i doubt, i'll do the job 4 u.
send details.
good writer, keep it up.
thanx 4 visit.
wait a mo.
i jus noticed d@ 11am-2am.
count me out.
sorry.
u do the job.
i'll do the girl 4 u.
I don't know why your leaning toward the sex, is she hot? Is she good in bed? If you don't need the money then you that is probably why...you feel like you "need" the sex. But I agree with el jacek...sex all day in theory is a great idea but in reality it just makes you sore and make any period of abstinence afterwards even harder to deal with.
stand at the door, meet someone, go home with them, and get laid. just make sure she isn't a STRIPPER!
sieiu---how you call a piggy piggy
"Can someone tell me why I'm leaning towards the sex?
Anyone?
I really don't need the cash."
-- I think you just answered your own question my friend...
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