Thursday, September 08, 2005

Yip yip yip yip....




Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh, uh huh.


Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip, uh huh!


Boy wasn't that a complete waste of time and space. These puppets would annoy the living shit out of me on Sesame Street. They would come onto the screen and the show would screech to a halt. All they would do is bobble around repeating that same shit over and over. Man they fucking sucked.

You know who else bugged me?, that lil blue guy who would always bitch to Grover about a fly in his soup, or his noodles were to cold. This fuck would constantly have poor Grover running his ass off, ignoring his other customers, and always using that bullshit "I only have a half hour for lunch" excuse. Why Grover just didn't turn around and slit this lil blue fuckers throat is beside me. I'm sure there's tapes up there in Hensonville of the performers using the puppets to act out more mature material. If they do I sure hope theres a tape of Grover telling this puppet to bend over while he proceeds to shoot ketchup up the hand slot. All hat would be left is red liquid running from the puppets insides making it look like a murder scene. That would be great.

2 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Have you ever watched the yip yip guys drunk or high? It's an entirely different experience.

Mister Hand said...

Yes, drunk or high, the yip-yip guys aren't just annoying, they're downright scary.