Friday, September 09, 2005

You almost had me...


A reader lovingly reminded me just now via email that if you had clicked on one of the links on the right here you would have found out exactly how good looking I am. Well that picture has been removed and I'm editing that page to keep up with the anonymity here. The internet is a dangerous place with the advent of photoshop as they so lovingly displayed to me. Good job.

In other news: Lindsay Lohan has officially hit rock fucking bottom. I can't wait to wipe my feet on her. I mean look at how fucking busted she looks in the pic here. She used to be such a hot lil piece of ass and now she's a bleached, cum stained little whore with bad breath and no tits. Maybe thats what all us guys are pissed off about. The fact that she lost those two big scoops of vanilla ice cream on her chest. Oh well fuck it, her 25 minutes are almost up and in ten years she'll be in Playboy while attempting to make a comeback on Broadway in Madame Butterfly.

5 comments:

Blueprincesa said...

Excuse me, but I feel the need to speak up here in defense of flat-chested girls everywhere. There's more to life than "two scoops of vanilla ice cream," luscious as they may be. I agree with you though that la Lohan was hotter before she got skinny.

k o w said...

I'm going to take this moment to say that anything more than a mouthful is a waste. The hottest one night stand I ever had was with a girl who told me before we started getting naked that "she had small boobs."

I'll tell you what they were the hottest boobs I ever had.

As for Lohan the whole reason guys liked her were for her chest. Believe me it wasn't for her singing chops. ;)

jamwall said...

doesn't lindsey have an even more putrid music career?

Antek said...

Oh how the mighty have fallen, I can remember a time when I would have banged Miss Lohan but she is now officially off my list... sorry Lindsay, were through

Mister Hand said...

Holy crap! She was SO hot! Now she's a fucking blonde! And she looks like she's trying to talk her dealer into exchanging a crack rock for a blowjob!

"Come on baby, I'll suck your dick! Just give me a hit! Pleeeeeeeeeease!"

Lohan was ha-ha-ha-hotness, and her boobs were never really all that big. And just when she's hit rock bottom, Anthony dumps her. I fear this will be too much for her to bear.